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Aug 05 2009

Ok, Blag Hag Swag open for realz!

So after seventy billion people told me how much CafePress sucks, I decided to switch my store to Zazzle. And boy, is it a ton a better. More customizable, better quality printing, more profit for me, and most importantly, free. Ahem, so here is the real Blag Hag Swag!

And to celebrate the non-crappy store, here’s a present for you:
Yep, page 4 of the comic is now available on shirts, mugs, and potentially other crap if you ask me nicely. It’s also available on black (looks pretty classy) and with or without the words “I survived the Creation Museum 8/7/09.” I may be jumping the gun a bit, because who knows, maybe we won’t survive. I guess this is my way of hoping we do.

The one down side to Zazzle? No printing on panties! Come on, what are they thinking? I may keep CafePress around just for that option…

PS: Blog readers who leave inspiring t-shirt designs in the comments have a high likelihood of them being drawn. Especially before school starts.

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  1. 1
    Veritas

    No panties?! Well, that's it. I'm out.

    By the way….nope. I'm not going to ask about PZ riding the pink cephalopod. I don't think I want to know what it means.

  2. 2
    Veritas

    No panties?! Well, that’s it. I’m out.By the way….nope. I’m not going to ask about PZ riding the pink cephalopod. I don’t think I want to know what it means.

  3. 3
    Joé McKen

    Veritas: Looks more like purple to me. ;)

    Jen: Got a suggestion for you. If you want the BHS (Blag Hag Swag – like you hadn't figured that out) to be visible to everyone who comes on the site including newbies who may not know about it, I would recommend linking to it, kinda like a website page (like "Home", "About", Contact Me", "FAQ" and so forth), in a separate post. It's very simple to do, takes all of 30 seconds, and is guaranteed to increase interested clients … let's say threefold. Or so.

    You can ask me how anytime you like. I've become sort of a master at it; you can see it in effect over at my blog. ;) (Sorry for the plug.)

  4. 4
    Joé McKen

    Veritas: Looks more like purple to me. ;)Jen: Got a suggestion for you. If you want the BHS (Blag Hag Swag – like you hadn’t figured that out) to be visible to everyone who comes on the site including newbies who may not know about it, I would recommend linking to it, kinda like a website page (like “Home”, “About”, Contact Me”, “FAQ” and so forth), in a separate post. It’s very simple to do, takes all of 30 seconds, and is guaranteed to increase interested clients … let’s say threefold. Or so.You can ask me how anytime you like. I’ve become sort of a master at it; you can see it in effect over at my blog. ;) (Sorry for the plug.)

  5. 5
    Joé McKen

    ^ Note that I meant that as in "create a navigation bar link", in case that muddled phrasing was a little confusing.

  6. 6
    Joé McKen

    ^ Note that I meant that as in “create a navigation bar link”, in case that muddled phrasing was a little confusing.

  7. 7
    Urban Wild Cat

    SQUIDDITCH!!!

  8. 8
    Urban Wild Cat

    SQUIDDITCH!!!

  9. 9
    ¡revulo!

    So were orders from the first store cancelled?

  10. 10
    ¡Revulo!

    So were orders from the first store cancelled?

  11. 11
    Michael

    Sweeeet, thanks!

    And now, to play the paycheck-waiting-game…

  12. 12
    Michael

    Sweeeet, thanks!And now, to play the paycheck-waiting-game…

  13. 13
    Veritas

    Does anyone who's used Zazzle before know what the international shipping rates are? I'm already looking at $30 CAD for a bloody shirt. I really like the PZ v. Ham in black.

  14. 14
    Veritas

    Does anyone who’s used Zazzle before know what the international shipping rates are? I’m already looking at $30 CAD for a bloody shirt. I really like the PZ v. Ham in black.

  15. 15
    Jen

    Joe: Was already planning that, just went out away from the computer for a while (gasp!)

    Revulo: No, the orders from the first store weren't canceled. I'm not closing that shop so people can still get squid panties if they want.

  16. 16
    Jen

    Joe: Was already planning that, just went out away from the computer for a while (gasp!)Revulo: No, the orders from the first store weren’t canceled. I’m not closing that shop so people can still get squid panties if they want.

  17. 17
    Egoist Paul

    I love the metaphor of Kenny Ham riding a dinosaur.

  18. 18
    Egoist Paul

    I love the metaphor of Kenny Ham riding a dinosaur.

  19. 19
    Julie

    I dare you to make a "Whang Gobbler" shirt. Y'know at least half of our club members would buy one, me included.

  20. 20
    Julie

    I dare you to make a “Whang Gobbler” shirt. Y’know at least half of our club members would buy one, me included.

  21. 21
    tartantanktop

    I second Julie, "Whang" is the future!

  22. 22
    tartantanktop

    I second Julie, “Whang” is the future!

  23. 23
    ¡revulo!

    @Jen Sweet, thanks. I was all panicked for a minute.

  24. 24
    ¡revulo!

    @Jen Sweet, thanks. I was all panicked for a minute.

  25. 25
    Ken Cope

    You may enjoy Wilde (1997), featuring Stephen Fry in the title role, lured to licentiousness by Jude Law.

    As for my perhaps inappropriate Pastoral pot-stirring last night on pharyngula, I think you may have demonstrated the truth of this aphorism from Oscar: "Always forgive your enemies–nothing annoys them so much."

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    Ken Cope

    You may enjoy Wilde (1997), featuring Stephen Fry in the title role, lured to licentiousness by Jude Law.As for my perhaps inappropriate Pastoral pot-stirring last night on pharyngula, I think you may have demonstrated the truth of this aphorism from Oscar: “Always forgive your enemies–nothing annoys them so much.”

  27. 27
    Gwenny

    OMG, that is so awesome. And I can get it in a HUGE size so I can wear it as a night gown. YAY. Now, how do I convince my son to get it for me?

  28. 28
    Gwenny

    OMG, that is so awesome. And I can get it in a HUGE size so I can wear it as a night gown. YAY. Now, how do I convince my son to get it for me?

  29. 29
    Erin

    How about "My Dad Told Me Not To Go To The Creation Museum Because I Might Be Killed And He Was Right Because OSHA Doesn't Regulate The Noah's Ark Construction Site And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt." Or "Our Dinosaurs Cater To Groups." What the fuck does that even mean? Have a great trip!

  30. 30
    Erin

    How about “My Dad Told Me Not To Go To The Creation Museum Because I Might Be Killed And He Was Right Because OSHA Doesn’t Regulate The Noah’s Ark Construction Site And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt.” Or “Our Dinosaurs Cater To Groups.” What the fuck does that even mean? Have a great trip!

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