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Rev. Ouabache
May 8, 2009 at 8:51 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Careful. PZ might try to add you to his Squid Army.
Rev. Ouabache
May 8, 2009 at 3:51 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Careful. PZ might try to add you to his Squid Army.
Spidergrackle
May 8, 2009 at 8:53 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Or he might propose.
Spidergrackle
May 8, 2009 at 3:53 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Or he might propose.
Eric Davison
May 8, 2009 at 9:48 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Bah… beaten to the PZ jokes.
Eric D
May 8, 2009 at 4:48 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Bah… beaten to the PZ jokes.
Blake Stacey
May 8, 2009 at 5:37 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Organisms don’t evolve; populations do.
This is just your latent cephalopod genes being upregulated for the first time.
Blake Stacey
May 9, 2009 at 12:37 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Organisms don’t evolve; populations do.This is just your latent cephalopod genes being upregulated for the first time.
Jen
May 8, 2009 at 5:40 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Maybe I was using the Pokemon definition of “evolve” ;P
Jen
May 9, 2009 at 12:40 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Maybe I was using the Pokemon definition of “evolve” ;P
Blake Stacey
May 9, 2009 at 6:47 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Ah, yes — Poketuated Equilibrium.
Blake Stacey
May 10, 2009 at 1:47 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Ah, yes — Poketuated Equilibrium.