CUP Contest #14

It’s time for another round of the Close Up Photo contest! In an attempt to change up the subject matter, I’ll give you all a hint – this week’s cup is NOT food.

All guesses submitted via the comments or by Facebook will be accepted.  The first person to guess correctly wins 100 internet points.  Anyone who also guesses correctly after that will get some amount of points. As always, extra points may or may not be awarded for amusing answers.

Remember, the first person to win 1000 points will be the grand winner of the CUP Contest, and the recipient of Uber-CUP Winner bragging rights and a pretty lame-o prize.  The list of past winners and current rankings can be found on the CUP Winners page.

Happy guessing, and thanks for playing!

CUP Contest #14
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New CUP Contest tomorrow!

Okay, I want to write about my week, so you can either bear with me OR if you just want to learn about tomorrow’s CUP Contest scroll all the way down to the last paragraph of this post.

START READING HERE FOR DRAMA! INTRIGUE! BETRAYAL! TOW TRUCKS!

This past week has been amazingly stressful, both in good ways and bad.

On Friday I drove eight hours down to Chicago to visit with my Mom. On Saturday we went to the Art Institute, enjoyed a lovely tapas lunch at Emilio’s, and went to Cirque Eloize that evening. After the show we ate a light dinner at Petterino’s and then came back to the hotel and packed. The next morning we got up early, I dropped Mom off at the train station and I headed over to meet Chicago cool cat and fellow blogger Jeremy and his Chicago cool cat wife, Tina. We puttered around snapping photos in a relatively famous cemetery called Graceland Cemetery, then battled the Mother’s Day crowds to have lunch at Marietta’s (phenomenal lunch and well worth the wait!). I’ll have more info and pics of the Chicago trip in a later post.

I left for Minneapolis at around 2pm, but immediately became stuck in traffic on I94 leaving Chicago. I survived that and stopped at the Belvidere Oasis for road snacks (i.e., junk food that can’t be justified in normal day-to-day existence), and then I made it four hours NW to Mauston, Wisconsin when my car broke down. My bought in February of this year/60-day bumper-to-bumper warranty expiring less than three weeks ago/NEW CAR broke down. When I stopped for gas in Mauston, the engine wouldn’t start again. I called AAA for a tow truck. When I went into the BP to let them know why I was blocking a pump, I was browbeaten into pop clutching the car by this horrific bully of a woman who mocked me for  calling for help when it was so obvious that all I had was a dead battery. We got the engine started and I agreed with her that I should just head for Minneapolis and not stop anymore.

But instead, the second I left the  BP gas station I drove over to a local KMart to buy a battery, just in case mine quit on the trip home. At KMart the car died as I was pulling into a parking spot. Not a good sign, but my first reaction was  joyous indignation as I thought “Ha! I knew that pushy b*tch was wrong!” But then I realized “Oh wait, my car is broke good, innit?” Still, I decided to replace the battery and try for home.

As soon as the battery was in, I started the ignition and the engine roared to life. I headed for Minneapolis, but made myself nauseous with worry for the next three hours. I tried all sorts of tricks to relax including listening to different kinds of music and podcasts to distract myself, breathing deeply and calmly, arguing with myself that even if I did break down I could call for help, and really a breakdown was just money and time.

None of that worked.

I worried for the entire time up until I actually did break down again outside of Hudson, WI, which is about 40 miles from Minneapolis.  I was THIS close to making it home! It was about 9:30pm and night had fallen. I glanced down at my dash and saw that it was completely dark. I glanced at the road in front of me and was horrified to realize that my headlights had gone out. The only reason I was able to see was because the traffic behind me was illuminating the road and the tail lights of the cars in front of me were guiding my way. I pulled off the road just as the engine died. Alternator.

Aych eee double hockey sticks.

To make an already long story slightly less interminable: AAA came and towed me to Stillwater where some nice friends rescued me and put me up for the night.  

Monday was gray and depressing. I had left my glasses in the car at the repair shop and my contacts had conked out, so I spent most of the day with fuzzy vision, which gave me a headache. The car wasn’t ready until 2:30pm. So, many hours and $600 later I left Stillwater. I drove right to the house of some friends in North Minneapolis to relax and be around nice people, because I was so bummed out that I didn’t want to be in an empty apartment by myself. Who knows what kind of damage I could have done the Ben and Jerry’s container in the freezer at my place?

On Tuesday I had to go to the dentist AND I had a doctor’s appointment. Also, work got very…involved that day. The one bright spot was a crazy spring storm and an evening of drinks and gossip at the Independent with a friend.

On Wednesday work was very busy again, and I spent the evening doing laundry and cleaning the house.

So, you see…it’s just been an often crabby, sometimes enjoyable, busy few days.

But yesterday was pretty awesome. Work is crazy busier than usual, but I’ve taken on an interesting new project. After work last night I headed over to the Be’Wiched Deli in Minneapolis to enjoy dinner, drinks and conversation with the Minnesota Skeptics meetup group.

And today I felt like blogging. Woo-hoo!

START READING HERE FOR CUP CONTEST INFORMATION!

So, now that I’ve completely tricked you into reading about my personal drama by putting a misleading title on this blog post, allow me to announce that TOMORROW at 6pm I will post the next Close Up Photo Contest entry. I actually have the CUP Winners page up to date, so stop on by to read the rules, learn about past entries and take a gander at the current player rankings.

See you tomorrow!

New CUP Contest tomorrow!

CUP #13 Winner

This was the image posted yesterday:

And the larger image is:

NOELLE is this week’s 100-point winner with her guess of “a slice of pink grapefruit”. Noelle has been a regular player, and this is her first win. Congratulations, Noelle!

Four of you correctly sided with grapefruit, so I award 25 points to Ellie, Carly and Vicki, as well as to Steve from the Facebook comments.  Ellie gets an extra +5 points for her amusing musings AND 15 points for being a new player. Welcome, Ellie!

Mully410 and Michelle get partial credit – 15 points – for guessing orange slices, which is pretty darn close to red grapefruit slices. This is Mully410’s first game, so I award an additional 15 welcome points to him, plus an additional +5 points for being the first to post in the comments.

Heidi and Erin B. get 10 points for participation, but no additional point for their shared incorrect guess of “salmon”. Heidi is also a new player – welcome, Heidi! You get +15 points.

And because this is CUP #13 and because we have a Friday the 13th this month, everyone gets an additional 15 points (I don’t want to do the math for 13).

That’s it for this CUP. Thanks for playing everyone! I’ll get the CUP Winners page updated ASAP.

CUP #13 Winner

CUP Contest #13

Welcome to the 13th Close Up Photo Contest – the game that pits your intelligence against mine, and which y’all always seem to win pretty easily.

Okay gang – what are we looking at here?

Submit your guess via the comments or by Facebook.  The first person to guess correctly wins 100 internet points.  I will award or deduct points for additional submissions based on a completely arbitrary and whimsical set of rules known only to myself. If’n you don’t know what to guess, I do have a history of awarding points for funny, creative guesses. You can guess more than once, and you can echo a guess if you agree with a someone else’s answer.

The first person to win 1000 points will be the grand winner of the CUP Contest, and the recipient of Uber-CUP Winner bragging rights and a pretty lame-o prize.  The list of past winners and current rankings can be found on the CUP Winners page.

Good luck guessing!

CUP Contest #13

New CUP Contest Tonight!

I’ll open the next CUP Contest TONIGHT at 11pm CST. I’ll keep the contest open until tomorrow late afternoon, so answers and points will be awarded on Thursday night.  If you’re new to the contest you can visit the CUP Winners page for more information (I should probably update that bad boy with last week’s results, too).

In other news:

This weekend I’ll be driving to Chicago to celebrate Mother’s Day and my birthday with my Mom! We’re both arriving in town late Friday evening, and we’ll probably hit a jazz bar for drinks that night, but I need ideas for things to do on Saturday. Saturday is the only full day that we have together, so we definitely want a plan. My first instinct is to hit the Shedd Aquarium, Mom always likes the Art Institute. We could take a trip down memory lane and drive out to Tinley Park where I grew up, or we could do something outdoors if the weather is nice. We used to do Miracle Mile a lot, but I could take a pass on the window shopping. We’ll also look around for shows that we might like to see on Saturday night.

If any of y’all have ideas, I’d love to hear them! Especially if you have any knowledge of special local events happening on Saturday.

Mom’s train leaves early on Sunday, and after I drop her off at the station I’m going to try to meet up with my blogosphere pal Jeremy and his wife, Tina, for brunch. Jeremy blogs at Le Cafe Witteveen and writes about religion, politics, and the hilarious, serious and zany things going on in the world and in his life. I’m hugely excited. Then I’ll turn around and do the eight hour road trip back home.

I once again realized what a geek I am when I was planning the drive and my first thought was “Oh good, I can catch up on my podcasts!”

And then Monday is my for real reals birthday, so I’m sure I’ll find some trouble to get into when I’m back home in Minneapolis.

New CUP Contest Tonight!

Cup #12 Winner

This was the photo shown in yesterday’s blog post:

And this is the larger image:

The most accurate answer to this CUP is “Acorn Squash”.

No one gets a full 100 points this week, but Carly was the first to guess “squash”. I awarded Carly 75 points and the prize of Closest To Being the CUP Winner This Time Around (that’s CTBTCWTTA, for those of you who are abbreviation-minded).

Jeremy (via Tina) gets 50 points for first guessing “Acorn Squash”, plus 5 points for making me gag while eating lunch by talking about Grandmothers, Legs and Tan Lines in the comments.

Noelle (graysintheshade), Vicki, Ben, JudeErin B. and Steve D. (Facebook entry) all get 20 points for guessing some sort of squash/gourd. Steve D. and Erin B. each get an extra 5 points for throwing their hats in the “acorn squash” ring.

Cate and Becca Leah get 10 points for participating, but no extra points for their incorrect guesses. Becca Leah gets an extra 10 points for joining us as a new player. Welcome Becca Leah!

That’s it this week, gang. I’ll update the CUP Winners page later tonight – a quick glance at the board shows that Jeremy is still in the lead, but he’s got a few contenders who are not far behind.  Like I said in my last announcement, I’m going to try to start posting these every week, so expect a new CUP fairly soon.  Thanks for playing, everyone. You make blogging even more fun than usual!

Cup #12 Winner

CUP Contest #12

Identify the item in this photo and you’ll receive undying admiration from the Biodork CUP Contest participants. And that’s really about it. Maybe I’ll throw in some super fancy internet points.

All guesses submitted via the comments or by Facebook will be accepted.  The first person to guess correctly wins 100 internet points.  I will award or deduct points for additional guesses based on a completely arbitrary and whimsical set of rules known only to myself.

The first person to win 1000 points will be the grand winner of the CUP Contest, and the recipient of Uber-CUP Winner bragging rights and a pretty lame-o prize.  The list of past winners and current rankings can be found on the CUP Winners page.

Good luck, and thanks for playing!

CUP Contest #12

New CUP Contest TOMORROW

I will be posting the 12th Close Up Photo tomorrow at NOON CST. And this time I’ll have it set to auto-publish so it won’t be late. :p

Stop by the CUP Winners page for detailed information about rules, scoring, players and past contests. Here’s where we stand for current rankings:

Remember – the first one to 1000 points wins. On a related note, I’ve decided to step up the frequency of CUPs so that I don’t drag this contest into perpetuity. I have a goal of posting a new CUP at least once per week. Yeah, we’ll see how that goes :p

New CUP Contest TOMORROW

CUP #11 Winner

This was the photo shown in yesterday’s blog post:

And this week’s winner is once again a NEW player. Welcome and congratulations to LAURIE, who was the first to guess “Is it part of the handset of a telephone?” Yes, Laurie. Yes it is.

In addition to winning 100 points, Laurie gets an additional 10 points for being a new player.

A welcome and 10 points also goes out to a new and very special player, Paula, aka The Woman Who Gave Me Life, aka Mom. Hi Mom!

Welcome and 10 points also to Madeline, who was the grand winner of the First World Problems Contest held earlier this year. Thanks for joining the CUP Contest, Madeline.

Alright, now for the rest of youse guys.

Jeremy, Carly, and Paula all receive 10 points for playing, but no extra points for their guesses.

Doug gets 20 points for a technically correct but unspecific guess and 10 extra points for being a new player. Welcome, Doug!

Steve (from FB), Madeline, Cate!, Noelle, Vicki, Michelle and Erin all get 25 points for posting correct answers. Congratulations from me and this guy:

I’ll update the CUP Winners page later this evening, but for now I have tallied the current rankings. Jeremy is still in the lead, but only by a scant 50 points! Nine of our players have 100 points or higher, five have greater than 200 and two have greater than 400 points.

You guys RAWK. Thanks for playing!

CUP #11 Winner

CUP Contest #11

Ack! Sorry I’m late – work meeting ran long and I didn’t set up auto-publish.

Aaaaand GO!

Identify the item in this photo and you’ll receive undying admiration from the Biodork CUP Contest participants.

All guesses submitted via the comments or by Facebook will be accepted.  The first person to guess correctly wins 100 internet points.  I will award or deduct points for additional guesses based on a completely arbitrary and whimsical set of rules known only to myself.

The first person to win 1000 points will be the grand winner of the CUP Contest, and the recipient of Uber-CUP Winner bragging rights and a pretty lame-o prize.  The list of past winners and current rankings can be found on the CUP Winners page. 

Good luck, and thanks for playing.

CUP Contest #11