Okay, you can guess what this is and I will certainly tell what it actually is. But gee whiz, the theists can look at at ketchup stain on a t-shirt and see the face of Zeus himself, or whatever their frenzied suggestible brains desire. Can’t we be as creative? C’mon stare HARD at this sucker.
What do you SEE?



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michaeld
September 25, 2012 at 22:01 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Obviously its the tunnel to hell 0.0 ! … for some reason I want to lick the walls… Keep seeing some sort of dessert roll hopefully its not a rusty pipe ;p
ericblair
September 25, 2012 at 22:38 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
I’m not sure what it is, but it’s resting on a laminated plywood surface and it reminds me of an old girlfriend I broke up with because she didn’t have very good hygiene.
lochaber
September 26, 2012 at 00:39 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
I want to say a rolled up tortilla, but it looks to long for the thickness, so, uh, something kinda like that?
Emu Sam
September 26, 2012 at 00:57 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Aurora Borealis on a planet with huge quantities of rust in the atmosphere, probably created for a deceased Mormon who’s been posthumously baptized and de-baptized so many times they swore the skies would run with blood.
Marie the Bookwyrm
September 26, 2012 at 01:02 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
There’s an eye looking at me from the depths of the abyss!
*spooooooky music*
maxdwolf
September 26, 2012 at 02:03 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Extreme close up of one of those Italian pastries with the filling taken out.
Giliell, Approved Straight Chorus
September 26, 2012 at 06:28 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Delicious golden Russian cigar (that’s what those biscuits are called here)
embertine
September 26, 2012 at 07:15 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
It is clearly you peering up at the final moments of the Death Star through a rolled-up pancake. And I don’t mean to judge, but a telecsope may have been more effective.
machintelligence
September 26, 2012 at 09:28 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
It is a rolled up flour tortilla. The light at the end of the tunnel, however, is an oncoming train.
pensnest
September 26, 2012 at 10:26 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
I perceive in the terrible depths a monster of vaguely anthropoid outline, a mass of feelers clawing their way towards the surface of the world and in the midst of it all a deep and aweful eye staring out with a fearsome and unnatural malignancy.
Or something rather like it.
morgan
September 26, 2012 at 10:31 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
It is not bacon.
F
September 26, 2012 at 11:53 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Pareidolia: Oh my god, it’s a giant hollow cinnamon bread that I can live in.
Icaarus
September 26, 2012 at 12:23 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
First the sharks, then our food. What will we attach deadly deadly lasers to next I wonder?
=8)-DX
September 26, 2012 at 13:19 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
That’s obviously a representation of the universe at a stage during the “big bang” expansion. It’s obvious that such a cosmic event would leave ripples even in fried, rolled battery foods.
jamesmaehling
September 26, 2012 at 14:38 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
It’s the inside of a krumkake. My grandmother makes them every year for Christmas.
Katherine Lorraine, Chaton de la Mort
September 27, 2012 at 04:49 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Ya, this. I was thinking a pirouline, but it’s too big for one of those.
Stevarious, Public Health Problem
September 28, 2012 at 11:19 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
In keeping with my trend of guessing weird wrong-color Dungeons and Dragons monsters, obviously I’m staring down the gullet of the Purple Worm that just ate me.
Far below is an elf holding a torch. He’s lived here for many years.
shoeguy
September 29, 2012 at 23:01 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
It pretty much looks like the tv picture from a sewer inspection probe. My wifi is via satellite Internet so part of the picture didn’t come through, but that may be an advantage.