This is a post by guest blogger Ellen Bulger.
Light up some incense, if that helps. Crank up some new age music. Break out the wind chimes. Lay out some crystals. Surely you must have a geological souvenir from the gift shop of a children’s museum? No? Well, hell, how about rock candy? Table sugar is a crystal. Sprinkle some of that around. Just set the mood, will ya?
Comfy? Got your mind wide open with the breeze blowing over all those meaty lobes? Good.
Now what do you see?