Hey – I’ve made it as an atheist writer! You know how I know? Because someone signed me up for six different Christian mailing lists! Big time, baby. I’m not sure how to best deal with them (especially if I find myself getting signed up for more along the way), but for now I just unsubscribed.
This was my favorite subscription update page of all of them:
On internet you don’t remove Jesus – Jesus removes you.
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Kevin
May 18, 2012 at 09:31 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Well, it’s probably more PZ’s schtick than yours, but I would have looked for the inconsistencies in their claims. Get them fighting among one another.
That sort of thing.
The reason there are a bazillion+6 Christian web sites/lists/whatever is because they can’t agree on any single point of dogma.
Stephanie Zvan
May 18, 2012 at 11:35 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
I’m so jealous.* No one ever does that to me.
*Not intended to be a factual statement.
JustKat
May 18, 2012 at 13:50 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Congrats!
But out of curiosity just what part of Jesus had you been inserted in??
F
May 18, 2012 at 18:00 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Wasn’t it Jesus who had a thorn in his paw or something?
Stacy
May 18, 2012 at 21:50 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Yes, and if you remove it, he gives you riches.
It was the Olden Days.
Michael Brady
May 18, 2012 at 14:02 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Yeah, but the final email confirming your unsubscribe will read something like this:
Are You Really, Truly Sure You Want To Leave Jesus?
Unsubscribe Agreement:
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Revelation+20%3A11-15&version=KJV Revelation 20:11-15 King James Version 11 And I saw a great white throne, and him that sat on it, from whose face the earth and the heaven fled away; and there was found no place for them. 12 And I saw the dead, small and great, stand before God; and the books were opened: and another book was opened, which is the book of life: and the dead were judged out of those things which were written in the books, according to their works. 13 And the sea gave up the dead which were in it; and death and hell delivered up the dead which were in them: and they were judged every man according to their works. 14 And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. 15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.
[ ] Yes, I’m sure; please remove me from Jesus.
[ ] NO, PLEASE DO NOT REMOVE ME FROM JESUS!