New Sloganizing Atheism submission!
*sighs* This one is almost too easy.
From William in Seattle:
My slogan:
Jesus is welcome in your church, but not in our government.
To learn about the thoughts behind Sloganizing Atheism, read this brief post. In the comments you can add your own response or atheist/secular alternative to the sign o’ the day. Submit original photos with captions/response/secular alternatives to [email protected]
As I mentioned in the first Sloganizing Atheism post, there may be prizes and/or internet points awarded for involvement at some point. If this picks up steam and I start having a steady supply of photos and participants there will likely be some sort of recognition for awesomeness.
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Art Vandelay
May 14, 2012 at 11:22 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Jesus is a Dead Palestinian Carpenter.
Robert B.
May 14, 2012 at 11:27 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Jesus is poorly evidenced in the historical record.
Aratina Cage
May 14, 2012 at 11:52 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
It is obviously a nod to Gaga: JESUS IS THE NEW BLACK.
matty1
May 14, 2012 at 11:56 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
-n’t going to help.
Liam
May 14, 2012 at 12:01 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
a convicted felon!
Kevin
May 14, 2012 at 12:14 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
…imaginary.
JustKat
May 14, 2012 at 16:38 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Excellent – “imaginary” gets my vote.
mcbender
May 14, 2012 at 12:53 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Jesus is a Jewish zombie who sustains himself eating Christian brains.
Gregory in Seattle
May 14, 2012 at 15:10 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Actually, Jesus is a lich, not a zombie. Zombies are mindless corpses whose only will comes from the necromancer who raised them; a lich is a necromancer who engineers his own death and resurrection to cheat death and gain immortality and/or to visit The Other Side and learn Secrets Man Was Never Meant To Know.
mcbender
May 14, 2012 at 17:51 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
I’m well aware of that. I prefer to call him a zombie because of the brain-eating; I’ve never heard of any liches doing that.
Gregory in Seattle
May 16, 2012 at 08:58 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Liches kill living people and raise them up again to be mindless automatons. Sounds like Christianity to me!
sumdum
May 14, 2012 at 13:07 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Typed “Jesus is” into the google search bar. Jesus is a biscuit. I’m gonna go with that.
Alyson Miers
May 14, 2012 at 13:44 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Jesus is FICTIONAL. So there.
Prufrock91
May 14, 2012 at 14:10 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Jesus is a Jew… you can be one too, Shalom. (must dance while you sing)
Makoto
May 14, 2012 at 14:17 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
.. really shy, apparently, since he refuses to show any proof of himself.
bksea
May 14, 2012 at 14:47 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Hey – this was submitted by me! I’m famous.
I thought “Jesus is _______” says it all.
peicurmudgeon
May 14, 2012 at 14:58 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
I like the _________ . That defines him pretty well.
Gregory in Seattle
May 14, 2012 at 15:11 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
… whatever you want Him to be, if you have the cash.
kagekiri
May 14, 2012 at 15:16 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
“Jesus is” not God, and certainly not the ultimate moral teacher, let alone a good one.
Zinc Avenger
May 14, 2012 at 16:03 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
… Not a member of Congress.
Randomfactor
May 14, 2012 at 16:25 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
“…Long gone. Think for yourself.”
Erin
May 14, 2012 at 19:10 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
oooh, I like all of the above but especially Randomfactor’s! I saw this in Seattle the other day too and was just left the thought “huh, I don’t even get what the message they’re trying to sell is.”
Clyde Baxter
May 14, 2012 at 21:41 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Jesus is LORD–ofthe flies.
Nele
May 15, 2012 at 01:29 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
“…a character from literature”
Pope Bandar bin Turtle
May 15, 2012 at 03:35 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Jesus is the answer to an irrelevant & meaningless question!
Lee
May 15, 2012 at 05:43 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Jesus is a lot like Hercules when you think about it.
John
May 15, 2012 at 09:44 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Jesus is not allowed to pick crops in Georgia anymore.
The Rose
May 15, 2012 at 10:35 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Jesus, is that billboard gonna be finished today or what?!?
Sean Boyd
May 15, 2012 at 11:08 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Jesus is not.
Rory
May 15, 2012 at 11:13 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Jesus is coming–look busy!
Forbidden Snowflake
May 15, 2012 at 11:31 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
…dead, baby.
Ed Horeth
May 15, 2012 at 11:37 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Dangerous
James C.
May 15, 2012 at 12:24 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
…my friend
(link contains pure cheese)
josh
May 15, 2012 at 13:33 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
…a wholly owned subsidiary of Clear Channel Incorporated. TM. All rights reserved. (See the top of the sign.)
davec
May 15, 2012 at 15:52 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
just alright with me.
Michael Brady
May 15, 2012 at 17:13 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Not a Republican!
R Johnston
May 15, 2012 at 17:53 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
a designated hitter, not a catcher, no matter how much the Mariners want to hope and pretend otherwise.
Brianne Bilyeu
May 15, 2012 at 21:58 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
These are AWESOME! So many lulz! I particularly liked Zinc Avenger’s “Jesus is not a member of Congress” and The Rose’s “Jesus, is that billboard gonna be finished today or what?!?” Well done, all!
Albert Bakker
May 16, 2012 at 00:17 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
licking his balls. [insert the appropriate screenshot from Big Lebowsky.)
Well maybe not.
johnhodges
May 16, 2012 at 03:00 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Jesus is more than 1900 years overdue.
Illustratheist
May 16, 2012 at 03:43 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
…n’t
VeritasKnight
May 16, 2012 at 05:09 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
a liberal socialist. Vote Democrat.
SAWells
May 16, 2012 at 05:15 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
“… late, in all senses.”
janiceintoronto
May 16, 2012 at 08:26 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
very, very dead.
kim
May 16, 2012 at 08:44 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Irrelevant
Unimportant
Unsupportable
Improbable
Pointless
Petty
pipenta
May 18, 2012 at 09:54 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
- is not a valid excuse to be bigoted or to feel superior or to censor or to lie or to control or to be shitty or to not take care of this world because you believe a fantasy after-death eternal-life paradise.
Pierce R. Butler
May 24, 2012 at 11:42 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
… the ultimate Rorschach blot.
… one badass motherfucker.
… the all-time S&M pin-up boy.
Timko
May 25, 2012 at 12:19 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
… being *persecuted*, by people who want equality.
MaryL
June 10, 2012 at 21:20 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
…appearing nightly in the Lounge!
…goofy, just goofy.