Me: Oh my god, look at the moon!
Hubby: Yeah, it’s really pretty, especially through the the trees like that.
Hubby: Except…
Me: Yeah?
Hubby [dropping into a Peter Lorre voice]: I feel myself…changing!
Me: I will slap you right in the face if you turn into a werewolf.
Hubby [looking at his hands in horror, whispers]: Oh god no, not here…
Me: You are such a dork.
Hubby: I need blood! [leers at me] Female blood!
Me: You get no blood. We’re, like, two blocks from the restaurant. You get lo mein.
Hubby [dropping the creepy voice]: Yeah, okay. I guess that’ll work.
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leogirl1975
October 11, 2011 at 22:19 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
ROFLMFAO!!!! Too funny! I think was my favorite one so far.
Jeremy
October 11, 2011 at 22:29 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
And yet all I can think about is when the next CUP contest is going to spring up.
HONK
biodork
October 12, 2011 at 06:50 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Oh, I haz plans for CUP. Big, bloody, fight to the death plans! Mwah ha ha! Okay, not really fight to the death. But maybe bloody. At least big.
graysintheshade
October 11, 2011 at 22:29 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
<3
Carly
October 11, 2011 at 23:43 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
you guys are so adorable! I love it!
Jeremy
October 12, 2011 at 08:44 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
AWESOME!!!
I’m a thread hijacker.
Okay, the married conversation cute too.
Erin B.
October 12, 2011 at 08:53 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
I love you guys.
Paula Bilyeu
October 17, 2011 at 14:21 (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Way goofy and slightly adorable.