It seems that the Vatican is having a little trouble containing damaging internal information leaked by Ratzinger’s very own butler, who remains under arrest in the little nation of Pedophilistan. Apparently, nobody is believing they’re not a corrupt organization. Imagine that!
In the crisis, what does the Vatican do? Get their all-powerful god to come to their rescue? Don’t be silly. Everyone knows that will never happen. They double down and hire someone who really knows how to solve the problem: a propagandist from one of the world’s greatest propaganda empires: Fox News. Fox News is now famous for their distortions and misinforming their viewers. That’s just what the Vatican needs: more lies, better lies. Lies that someone might actually believe.
Good luck with that, Vatican. You’ll need it.