Category Archive: Jessica Ahlquist

Apr 18 2012

[chant] Jess-i-CA! Jess-i-CA! Jess-i-CA! [/chant]

Plus she's presidentially adorable!

So there’s this thing called the Presidential Citizens Medal, and the White House is looking for nominees for this year “for exemplary deeds of service for their country or their fellow citizens.” I can think of someone.

Apr 11 2012

I dont think they’re smiling


So how was your day? This is what Jessica Ahlquist’s mailbox looked like today. Just to remind you all, here is the text of the prayer banner that was up in Jessica’s high school. Take note of the fifth sentence. Seems odd they’re so intensely defensive of a banner whose message they have no actual …

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