Corey Keplinger from Schenectady emailed us after we took his call on the show yesterday.
I wasn’t rude or offensive. I don’t know why you hung up. To honestly answer Russell’s question… Am I always right? I guess I am, and if I said that last night, Russell would have hung up on me anyway. Matt say’s M&M’s created the universe: How does he know, they did not, since he claims he does not know? Your logic Matt, I am sorry, is self-refuting.
Not only would I have hung up on you, I wouldn’t have taken your call in the first place. I had to go back and reread our past correspondence to remind myself who you are. You’ve been emailing us obsessively since 2011. You are constantly rude, trolling, obnoxious, and in love with your own incredibly childish arguments and with yourself.
Saying you are a person who is never wrong is just par for the course — it makes it obvious that you are not interested in having a conversation in good faith. You are trying to deliberately insult the intelligence of our audience. And the thing is, I didn’t remember exactly who you were when I saw your name, but I did instantly connect the name with this kind of crappy argument. You told me that you’ve “only called the show twice.” I call this a lie of omission, since you neglected to mention that you’ve also attempted to initiate email conversations approximately 20 separate times in the last two years, and most of them have wound up in the trash bin very quickly after brief exchanges with various cast members, because you are annoying and dishonest.
Remember that time I hung up on you for being a complete asshole to Jeff?
Remember calling me infantile pet names like “Rusty” for months while I ignored your emails?
You’ve got an unhealthy obsession with our show, your arguments suck, the audience does not like you. I do not like you. Get a life. Find a new hobby. Find something useful to do with yourself instead of constantly pestering us. And above all, give up on evangelism, because you are bad at it. You are in fact, so bad at it that Matt once speculated that you are an atheist pretending to be a Christian for fun.
If you are really a Christian honestly expressing your opinion, then you are an idiot. If you are pretending to be a Christian, then you are a liar. Either way, you are a complete jerk. I do not want to take your calls, I do not want to answer any more emails, I don’t know how much clearer I can make it for you. Take the hint.
Sincerely, Russell Glasser