The Atheist Experience audience has made me extremely paranoid, since it is a virtual guarantee that every single theist caller or commenter who expresses their two cents will be called a Poe by somebody. To listen to them talk, you’d think that there is not a single True Christian to be found anywhere in the world, while the hills are teeming with atheists wearing jester caps who are keeping up a massive worldwide conspiracy to make you think that most people believe in God.
Even so, this email really takes the cake, so can you blame me for being a bit suspicious?
Subject: Please Read. Excuse my typos. This is what God spoke to me about personally. Heres my phone number , please call me anytime. [phone number redacted]
The Begining/Origin of Sin
Angels in heaven communicate using a different form of communication.
While speaking the celestial language,the form(the phonological or
orthographic sound or appearance of a word)of pronunciation, they
spoke in harmonys and understand eachother in harmony.They were
congruent with one another. Lucifer, Spoke in a very distinct harmony.
His language was not any different, but he regarded it with wonder
and delight. We become individuals do to the pace and speed in which
we process an idea or thought. Vision is a secondary form of sound; a
visable aspect whether inferior or superior, the apearence of sound.
In the celestial city, we are able to see at the sight of sound(Romans
10:17;So faith comes by hearing, and hearing by the word of
Christ).Sound and vision travel at the speed of light, light bieng the
condition of perfect awareness which is translated or restated in our
realm as a form of energy. Lucifer was created perfect. Lucifer brung
into existance the first contradiction by convincing himself that the
speed in which he processed a thought was superior to all other angels
and brung into existance this idea, that the quantity fulfilling his
desire to contradict God by bringing such a thought into existance was
sufficient and enough to lead(take, carry out, replace) all others.
This idea is the origin of sin, and how it became extant. How can he
speak a perfect language and still confuse and attempt to convince
others against God? Lucifer gave a secondary definition to every word
he came across while attempting to nullify the barrier and extent of
knowing given to him by God which was spoken in the celestial city.
Angels were given ideal structure that impedes greater extent of
knowing. Created to worship, and praise God Almighty knowing of
nothing more, never under an unsatisfied state. Prefixes were made by
lucifer, found in over 6900 languages in the world, they give a
secondary definition. By presenting all the content of his newly
created cognition which apeared to be orginized he convinced a portion
of the angels of God to turn against the creator and originator
Himself, figuratively assuming he will reach a perfect state of
imperfection, creating choices in the way we regard situations or
topics, presenting perspectives, placing in our surrounding the option
of his false wisdom. We perfectly make decisions, we accept
imperfection by choice. Musical compositions that do not worship God
Almighty become the voice of the beast which speaks a language that
ravels and convinces to turn against God and steadily keeps the soul
PIPED OR HARPED
Genesis Chapt. 1 Genesis Chapt. 2
God JEHOVA God
Angels(Perfect Word) Demons(Demonstration
of what not to act in)
Good(Beneficial for ones salvation) Bad(To be against,
contradict that which saves)
1st Corinthians 15:47
The FIRST man(Flesh,wrong doing) is earthly.The SECOND man is heavenly(Spirit)
Genesis Chapt 2:4
These are the generations/origins/account/histories/births(Time
period) of the heavens and the earth when they were CREATED. In THE
DAY that JEHOVA God MADE earth and heaven.
“The Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit/ Satan, The Beast, The
“For the mind of the flesh is death, but the mind of the
Spirit is life”
“the body is dead because of sin, but the spirit is alive because of
“But indeed, O MAN, who are you to reply against God?”
“Will the thing formed ask him who formed it”
“That which is born of the flesh is flesh; and that which is born of
the Spirit is spirit”
“For they that are after the flesh do mind the things of the flesh;
but they that are after the Spirit the things of the Spirit.”
“Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are [these]; Adultery,
fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness,”
Ask yourself, Why would God contradict himself? Genesis 6:6
“And it repented the Lord God that he had made man on the earth, and
it grieved him at his heart”? God “created” something He regrets
making? That would make Him imperfect! Jeremiah 26:13 “The Lord
repented him of the evil which he had pronounced against them.” Exodus
32:14 “And the Lord God repented of the evil which he thought to do
unto his people.” Impossible. Lucifer does not dress in black, He is
beautiful, and tries not to be LIKE God, but to be God himself. The
speed in which he processed any of his thoughts were created favorably
and delt with distinctively. These anthropopathic verses were inspired
NOT by God, but have been interpreted by a faulty mind over the years
and have changed and has given a different significance to the
original meaning/definition. Our insignificance doesnt allow us to
accept that because we have been clothed with this flesh, a formation
of the enemy, it is not possible for the enemy to “create” anything or
any sort.I reply:
Please forgive me, all the Bible quotes made my eyes glaze over and I couldn’t read your message thoroughly enough to see if you were serious.
You see, we get self-styled comedians writing in all the time, atheists who think it would be funny to imitate a crazy person who claims to personally speak with God. Unfortunately, “Poe’s Law” very much holds true in the sense that you cannot fake the crazy so strongly that you can’t be taken seriously. Hence, if you’re trying to be funny, the humor is being lost on your audience.
With that in mind, would you be so kind as to tell me whether you’re just pretending to be a crazy person who talks to god, or you’re the real deal?
Excuse me? How faulty can your way of reasoning be! You think I’m kidding around with you? A JOKE? Please read what I wrote, that’s is absolutely nothing more than my attempt to understand what Love has spoken to me. What I say is in no way a joke..
I think we got ourselves a genuine loon here, but I’m sure the Poe Theorists among you will be eager to disagree.