Attention all atheists:
ALL YOUR BLOG AM BELONG TO DM.
Are you listening to me now???
PZ Myers, the little jerkface, time to bury him under piles of squid. I BET HE’D LIKE THAT!
Katy Perry has B**BS! And Elmo is looking! DON’T THINK WE AREN’T ON TO YOU, ELMO!!!
Can you hear me, you ill-begotten miscreants?
Just like this cat…
…We will trap all atheists… IN A BOX!!!!!!!!!!
Screw all of you! I am OFF my MEDS and I couldn’t be more ravenous!
He speaks the truth!
We will get you out LIKE MUSTARD!!!!!!!
Blah blah blah blah froth froth froth glurk argh splunge.
Watch out, Dawkins, I’m COMING FOR YOUR BLOG NEXT!!!!!!!
MANIACAL LAUGHTER! This will show them all. They’re bound to take me seriously NOW.
[Update: Phew! April 1 is finally over, and I can change my blogger name back to Kazim instead of DM.
I hope it's obvious to all the commenters that I was in no way expecting to "fool" anyone, but I hope you got a laugh out of it. :)]