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Apr 01 2011

THE ATHEIST APOCALYPSE

Attention all atheists:

ALL YOUR BLOG AM BELONG TO DM.

Are you listening to me now???

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PZ Myers, the little jerkface, time to bury him under piles of squid. I BET HE’D LIKE THAT!

Katy Perry has B**BS! And Elmo is looking! DON’T THINK WE AREN’T ON TO YOU, ELMO!!!

Can you hear me, you ill-begotten miscreants?

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Just like this cat…

…We will trap all atheists… IN A BOX!!!!!!!!!!

Traitors!

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Screw all of you! I am OFF my MEDS and I couldn’t be more ravenous!

He speaks the truth!

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We will get you out LIKE MUSTARD!!!!!!!

Blah blah blah blah froth froth froth glurk argh splunge.

Watch out, Dawkins, I’m COMING FOR YOUR BLOG NEXT!!!!!!!

MANIACAL LAUGHTER! This will show them all. They’re bound to take me seriously NOW.

[Update: Phew! April 1 is finally over, and I can change my blogger name back to Kazim instead of DM.

I hope it's obvious to all the commenters that I was in no way expecting to "fool" anyone, but I hope you got a laugh out of it. :)]

38 comments

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  1. 1
    Los

    I particularly like the Buffy reference.Happy Atheist Day.

  2. 2
    Jonathon

    Watch out! Infinite Amount of Monkeys! Coming your way next fall!

  3. 3
    Rhys Halliwell

    Why do bad things always happen this time of year? I believe last year everyone quit the show and became Christians. What ever happened with that?

  4. 4
    Gods_misled_children87110

    ˙sɐʍ ʇı ʇɐɥʍ ʇno ǝɹnƃıɟ ʇ,uɐɔ ʇsnɾ ı ˙oǝpıʌ ʇsɐl ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ puoɔǝs ǝɥʇ ʇnoqɐ ǝƃuɐɹʇs ƃuıɥʇǝɯos sɐʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ

  5. 5
    shreddakj

    Dennis is so bizzare. The most common things he posts on my blog are links to forums and Depeche Mode videos.

  6. 6
    KK_Me

    Got me there for a second!

  7. 7
    Farris

    David Mabus lol

  8. 8
    AlaskanAtheist

    i find the above reasoning to be sound… i am now convinced

  9. 9
    xairo

    I lol'd! The only way is to divide their bombs by zero! Wait!!! SHIIIIII…

  10. 10
    bdw3000

    Somebody set up us the bomb!!

  11. 11
    Andy

    A nice way to start April Fools Day.

  12. 12
    BeamStalk

    Needs moar flaming goats.

  13. 13
    Walter Byers

    Almost had me. I was like.. wtf? Did they get hacked?

  14. 14
    JT

    Happy Atheists' Day!

  15. 15
    Dorkman

    You know how I could tell this wasn't DM, aside from the date (and the fact that there's no way he hacked this blog)? This post makes far too much sense and connects the dots too coherently. Half the time the videos DM posts have nothing apparently to do with what he's saying, or are saying the opposite of his triumphant declarations. A Mabus post would have left it at "Just like this cat" and then followed it with "BLAMMO" or something.But it's still a great gag — happy atheists' day!

  16. 16
    Strangelove

    Atheist Apocalypse Now. The horror… the horror…

  17. 17
    Guillaume

    Today might be the right time to reveal it: I am the Antichrist.

  18. 18
    MAtheist

    Thanks for the laughs!… piles of squid … HA!

  19. 19
    J Burgoyne

    HA, I love it! I get posts from this guy too. On twitter and on my blog. He never makes any sense.

  20. 20
    Mike

    The cat in the box was funny.

  21. 21
    markgnoinski

    I wonder if I've been changed in the night? Let me think. Was I the same when I got up this morning? I almost think I can remember feeling a little different. But if I'm not the same, the next question is 'Who in the world am I?' Ah, that's the great puzzle!

  22. 22
    The Everything Else Atheist

    I wonder if DM is reading this, thinking to himself, "Finally! They get it! I've finally gotten my message across!"

  23. 23
    Dm

    Do we have the right to burn sam harris?infidelguy.com/ftopict-2042.html

  24. 24
    Lizzy

    That is a giant cat!

  25. 25
    hannanibal

    Katie Perry. Proper nice.

  26. 26
    Kazim

    So here's some irony: You'll notice that I had to delete a real DM post from the fake DM post. His latest post was no different than usual, so I am pretty confident that he doesn't read his targets at all.

  27. 27
    Ian

    I absolutely love the Lord Privy Seal type things that DM always does…And, Russell, you should have disemvoweled DM's post instead of deleting it; I imagine that reading them without vowels would be very funny indeed ;-)~Ian

  28. 28
    Tom Foss

    This post was really only missing one thing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6FBfAQ-NDEAlthough given the day, this might have been more appropriate. But it's not a DM comment without a little DM.

  29. 29
    Dorkman

    What does DM do for a living, anyway? PZ said recently that he's been at this for 17 years. I don't want to know specifics but I really have to wonder how the dude finds the time to take care of even the basics of survival like food and shelter when he spends all his time making sock accounts on various websites.

  30. 30
    Dm

    Do we have the right to burn sam harris?skepticalcommunity.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=30566

  31. 31
    Dm

    Do we have the right to burn sam harris?evcforum.net/cgi-bin/dm.cgi?control=msg&m=610802

  32. 32
    Dave

    Do we have the right to burn sam harris?evcforum.net/cgi-bin/dm.cgi?control=msg&m=610802

  33. 33
    Winston

    Is the pope holding to his view that god doesn't give one whit about child rape?My Magic 8 Ball says "Yes, unequivocally." ;)

  34. 34
    Gods_misled_children87110

    All your base are belong to us is definately, 'schizo.' Haha..I finally get what this blog was about after being somewhat confused. @Dorkman Thinking DM has a mental illness although I've never got to read his comments due to censorship.

  35. 35
    Mike Haynes.

    All my brain cells are belong to that phrase now. Dammit!

  36. 36
    TheDamnIrish

    Great. Now I get to have "All your base are belong to us" stuck in my head.

  37. 37
    Tom Foss

    Gods_misled_children: DM's comments are all around the web, and they're generally uniform. He occasionally adds some new current event reference to the top, like when he started talking about Boobquake. It's all about how Atheists are going to die, specifically PZ and James Randi, and how Nostradamus is totally awesome. Do a quick Googling, and the "censorship" will be lifted.

  38. 38
    Ted

    The "all your bases" video was ripped off something I saw years ago, anybody remember it?

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