I’m currently unable to add any new friends and that turned out to be a pretty good thing. Beth and I both received friend requests from a “Michelle Kay”. We noticed that she didn’t have any mutual friends, but Beth went ahead and accepted the friend request after noting that she listed herself as a fan of The Atheist Experience.
This evening, Beth got a message from this person which confirmed our suspicions:
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DobermanGuy
February 19, 2011 at 11:40 pm (UTC -6) Link to this comment
Wow. Classy. It IS sad the amount of hate that is caused by religion.
canaling15
February 19, 2011 at 11:40 pm (UTC -6) Link to this comment
clearly not the person in the profile pic
JAFisher44
February 20, 2011 at 12:02 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment
That just makes me sad. People disappoint me so much.
vegwell
February 20, 2011 at 12:06 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment
I just have to wonder why it is these wonderful Christians have nothing better to do than join FB pages under false pretenses and send hateful messages to strangers. They must not have cable.
optifaster
February 20, 2011 at 12:07 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment
@canaling15: What makes you think that?
MAtheist
February 20, 2011 at 12:21 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment
You can really feel the love and compassion.
RoBe
February 20, 2011 at 12:25 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment
I feel a "no true scotsman" coming on from theists everywhere….
Martin
February 20, 2011 at 12:27 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment
Meh. Once again religious hate rears its head. But what's new? She (he? assuming the profile is fake) hadn't tried to friend me yet, but I went ahead and blocked her anyway.
Steve
February 20, 2011 at 12:28 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment
I see Jesus through her… He must be a *real* dick!
Prairie
February 20, 2011 at 12:30 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment
This is what happens when you are raised in fear and taught to hate. Do they really believe their hate mail is going to endear themselves to us? Yep, I can see christ's light shining through her!
Rasputin
February 20, 2011 at 12:32 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment
Why is it so hard for people to just be decent people?
Ron Strelecki
February 20, 2011 at 1:19 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment
I like that "she" begins the tirade with "sup".
Rose
February 20, 2011 at 1:24 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment
maybe someone hijacked her account? low likelihood but possible… not worth the effort of checking out though I suppose …
Chortletron
February 20, 2011 at 1:42 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment
*Don't feed the trolls*this person probably sends messages to pastors telling them how dumb they are for believing in fairy tales.What'd be worth getting a hold of is a religios figure (pastor, priest, apologist) telling you to enjoy sucking dick in hell. hahahaah
Giliell
February 20, 2011 at 3:06 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment
That means that sex is still avaible in hell. Wow, gigantic barbeque and orgie in one. I like it better any minute
AlaskanAtheist
February 20, 2011 at 3:33 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment
So,this small-minded hate-mongering religious bigot Imagines hell to be eternal oral sex? lol!!
Strangelove
February 20, 2011 at 3:37 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment
Internet Tough Guy strikes again.
AlaskanAtheist
February 20, 2011 at 3:51 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment
A quick Facebook search turns up a few more of her intrests:WHITE MEN ARE HOT, Against Everybody draw muhammed day May 20th (back up), Let's Nuke Mecca ?, bright blue eyes, ATHEISM VS. ISLAM, God Bless America!, Albanians are not white
ChristOnIce
February 20, 2011 at 4:19 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment
I appreciate that people are jumping to the conclusion that the picture must be fake. Surely, young girls can't be shit-heads. Does this not strike anyone as fairly superficial and sexist?
Guillaume
February 20, 2011 at 4:43 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment
Well, it does look like a fake. Whoever did this, in any case, is really messed up.
canaling15
February 20, 2011 at 7:02 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment
@ChristOnlce People are jumping to the conclusion that the picture is a fake because it looks very much like a picture from porn. Also a girl does not look like that and have only 56 friends. This is quite a regular thing to do on fb and its usually to get email addresses.
canaling15
February 20, 2011 at 7:03 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment
could be wrong though who knows…
JT
February 20, 2011 at 7:09 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment
Using "sup" would have been grounds enough for me to ban the person.
curious cuber
February 20, 2011 at 8:57 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment
I'm sorry but I laughed outrageously loud and long after reading that. Don't burn your lips on his highness' member!
Shaded Spriter
February 20, 2011 at 9:09 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment
I am glad for that little "Report" button.
Matt D.
February 20, 2011 at 9:27 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment
She dropped me a message this morning.Just for clarity – don't harass this person, just ignore them.
krissthesexyatheist
February 20, 2011 at 9:31 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment
Oh my (nonexistent) Gawd.Kriss
Alexrkr7
February 20, 2011 at 1:42 pm (UTC -6) Link to this comment
I don't like the assumptions people made about this person ie. "She's young and good looking therefor, she can't be racist". But I did search for the picture in TinEye and the picture turned up here http://cavemancircus.com/2010/10/18/the-daily-dump-79/So it may be likely this is a fake account.@Canaling15 I disagree it looks like a "picture from porn". If that's what porn pictures look like then every girl from my high school was in porn. No, I think it looks like your standard "myspace" shot people are so fond of.
alargerview
February 20, 2011 at 2:59 pm (UTC -6) Link to this comment
I wish I got facebook messages like that, just because they're funny as hell.
wvbishop
February 20, 2011 at 4:09 pm (UTC -6) Link to this comment
WOW! That goes so far beyond “look what religion does…” This person is obviously quite twisted, deranged, and likely needs therapy… immediately.
Gods_misled_children87110
February 20, 2011 at 4:10 pm (UTC -6) Link to this comment
LOL@Giliell. I laughed my ass off at your comment..stoopid christians! Good humor is a sign of intelligence.
Parcel
February 20, 2011 at 4:20 pm (UTC -6) Link to this comment
Is this the same person?http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002051406901&sk=infoI almost think poe, although entirely done in bad taste.
Chris
February 20, 2011 at 6:12 pm (UTC -6) Link to this comment
Surely all of us atheists can't be sucking Satan's cock for eternity all at the same time. Therefore we will at worst be required to take turns….
scottd
February 20, 2011 at 7:47 pm (UTC -6) Link to this comment
The good news is that if she is right, you'll be enjoying yourself for eternity! Great news!
magx01
February 20, 2011 at 10:03 pm (UTC -6) Link to this comment
Guys, this could just be a Poe.
Martin
February 20, 2011 at 10:19 pm (UTC -6) Link to this comment
Allow me to introduce a new word into our lexicon—POETARD.Poe's Law: It is impossible to create a parody of religious fundamentalism so extreme that no one will mistake it for the real thing.Poe – tard (n.) A person who…1) confuses the meaning of "Poe" with "troll."2) is ignorant of the meaning of Poe's Law, and instead thinks it means the following: "Everybody is totally nice, everywhere. Stupid, mean-spirited people do not exist. They are a myth, like the Loch Ness Monster or the Tooth Fairy, or even God. Therefore, in any instance in which you see a person being stupid, mean and nasty on the internet, it is not real. It is someone simply faking it. This is true in 100% of instances, because in reality, nobody is mean, nobody feels hate (let alone would have the bad manners to express it even if it were possible for them to feel it), and no one actually believes anything dumb of any kind. Therefore, the proper reaction to all instances of bad behavior on the internet is to proclaim, It's just a Poe! The badness will then magically go away. Remember, it is impossible for badness to exist in any form in objective reality, ever."Don't be a Poetard.The has been a public service message from the Atheist Experience Blog. We now return you to your regularly scheduled comments.
ronwisegamgee
February 20, 2011 at 11:49 pm (UTC -6) Link to this comment
My question is: what does being an n-word have to do anything with being an atheist?
happypenguification
February 21, 2011 at 1:33 pm (UTC -6) Link to this comment
@ronwisegamgee None whatsoever. It's simply a method of putting as many slurs (or perceived slurs) into 160 characters as possible. It could just as easily been said- "Fuck you mothafuckin tard you fag shithead go burn in hell and suck your own dick atheist dickwad your such a douchebag and u'll be a sad satan-worshipper ur hole life, fagball."Equal levels of intelligence, tact, and restraint are expressed in both (though the other uses more imagination).
Parcel
February 21, 2011 at 3:54 pm (UTC -6) Link to this comment
"Everybody is totally nice, everywhere. Stupid, mean-spirited people do not exist." Martin proves this wrong.
EdmondWA
February 21, 2011 at 5:06 pm (UTC -6) Link to this comment
If we are going to strive to be an example of how to behave and how to treat people in the modern world, we might considering abandoning the nasty practice of using the invented and derogatory suffix "-tard". There are people in this world who ACTUALLY ARE RETARDED, and they might not appreciate their conditions being used as slander.
Mark B
February 21, 2011 at 7:05 pm (UTC -6) Link to this comment
You will take Fucktard from me when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.
Felix
February 22, 2011 at 3:32 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment
flag for fake account, forget.
michael
February 22, 2011 at 7:30 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment
It's amazing when someone attempts to insult you how much they reveal about themselves, in this case it's hilarious how ignorant this individual is.
Matthew
February 22, 2011 at 1:03 pm (UTC -6) Link to this comment
Jeez, kids these days don't know anything. Sucking Satan's dick isn't what happens in hell, you suck Satan's dick in order to achieve 15 minutes of fame. Doesn't anyone listen to Bill Hicks?
Neuroscientist Physicist
February 23, 2011 at 12:31 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment
It is unfair for you to think that all religious people would be nasty like that. Please stop misrepresenting religion. I have nothing against Atheism. I think the concept of doing good for the sake of doing good and without expecting a reward by God is a beautiful thing. There are many good things about Atheism/Humanism. But I don't like the way Atheists look down on Religious or Spiritual people. We are not evil haters. I only have two believes/ hope, I hope and believe that somehow there is a loving God and I hope and believe that there is Life After Death and all of us will be united with our loved ones again.What's wrong with having those believes? Why does it make me dangerous or not suitable for the 21st century. Please stop misrepresenting religion. Thank you.
Lautaro
February 23, 2011 at 8:36 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment
thats sad..
Tom Foss
February 24, 2011 at 8:00 pm (UTC -6) Link to this comment
@RoBe: And it only took 3 days and a little over an hour. Who had "less than 4 days" in the No True Scotsman pool?
iXenomorph
March 6, 2011 at 8:27 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment
Should've asked her if Jesus would want her to send you a message of hate…