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Jan 02 2011

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Happy new year, everyone.

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  1. 1
    Sara Cerq

    sooooo sweet.

  2. 2
    Scott

    You can where whatever you please when you shave your head with this knife!

  3. 3
    Rasputin

    When you lose Pascal's Wager and god is Hello Kitty.

  4. 4
    DavidCT

    If this ever shows up online – you die!

  5. 5
    Bret “Ginx” Alan

    You don't want to know what he's hidding behind his back…

  6. 6
    eta.tauri

    Your atheism has caused you to become confused. Without god, there is no objective design taste.Repent!

  7. 7
    The Rational Crank

    DING! Baby’s done.

  8. 8
    Ross the Boss

    I appear to have dropped my oven mitt…

  9. 9
    Yiab

    "A man walks down the street in this apron, people know he's not afraid of anything."- paraphrased from Hoban Washburne on Firefly

  10. 10
    Cafeeine Addicted

    "You know, the babies cry a lot less with this apron… Bring me the Christian children!"

  11. 11
    Sungyak

    Wolf in sheep's clothing.

  12. 12
    Matt D.

    "I just finished a peach, balsamic reduction…irreducibly complex my ass.""You're just lucky I'm wearing pants…."

  13. 13
    Gods_misled_children87110

    Now that's the look of a god fearing and hating man. Hail Satan with a demented hello kitty looking twist! lol

  14. 14
    Jolly

    Mother? Is that you? Come on in here, I have something to show you.

  15. 15
    Jake D

    "I cut down trees, I skip and jump,I like to press wildflowers.I put on women's clothing,and hang around in bars…"

  16. 16
    Jake D

    "Each polar bar on my pants was killed by global warming (in my pants)…"

  17. 17
    petew

    (Deep raspy voice) Come get some!

  18. 18
    Brian Rubinow

    "Where's your god now?"

  19. 19
    Mathew H

    I'm pretty OK!

  20. 20
    Uncle Bob

    Holy.Shit……I think that sums up every reaction possible.

  21. 21
    Jesse

    "Why the pink apron? Well, the one god gave me had too much blood & gore on it"

  22. 22
    Chortletron

    "Tonight on Twilight Zone; To Serve Fundies"

  23. 23
    felix

    "I came here to cut down some bullshit and chew gum. And I'm all out of gum."

  24. 24
    Kryten3152

    " …I saw some mormons comming down the street, and this year i wanted to be ready for them…"

  25. 25
    Kryten3152

    Im gunna call in next show and say " Ive had a personal revelation that proves existence of god. He appeared before me wearing polar bear pants, a pink apron, holding a knife; said he 'was going to cut me bad unless i believe'. "

  26. 26
    Gill

    "See Dennis, this is proof of freewill."or"Mention TAG again, I dare you."

  27. 27
    Chris (from Oz)

    I was given this apron by the invisible pink unicorn. She wouldn't be seen in it.Now, come here Yahweh, I have a present for you.

  28. 28
    ChaosSong

    "Punch me in the face for Jesus"

  29. 29
    Mark B

    On this week's "Cookin' Good", the Reverend "Red" Rum.

  30. 30
    Sparrowhawk

    It takes the lotion from the basket…

  31. 31
    shawn

    If you only knew the POWER of the Dark Side.

  32. 32
    Raymond

    "I'm an atheist 'cos I love to sin"

  33. 33
    Nathan

    Duckie never knew what the hell he was missin'!

  34. 34
    sans_Dieu

    Behold! The Evil Atheist– in pink.

  35. 35
    Jagyr

    BWAHAHAHA! This is literally the funniest thing I have seen all year! Thanks Matt! :D

  36. 36
    Andy McBride

    "I need 17 rolls of 3 mil plastic and 12 rolls of duct tape"

  37. 37
    Scott

    Proof that all atheists are angry, violent, and have feminine tendencies. :)

  38. 38
    Chris

    "Dillahunty International Studios"

  39. 39
    Corey Parker

    "I was wrong! Hell is real, and it's being photographed in embarassing cooking clothing forever!"

  40. 40
    Comment1

    There are at least 3 sins in this picture.

  41. 41
    Comment1

    There are only 2 options. Either I'm wearing a pink apron or I am NOT wearing a pink apron.What you BELIEVE about the pink apron is a separate issue.

  42. 42
    Comment1

    Atheists across the world would like to point out that lack of belief in a god does not lead to actions or fashion sense.

  43. 43
    Comment1

    Believe in God or face the consequences.Tell me I'm pretty or face the consequences.

  44. 44
    JT

    Atheists across the world would like to point out that lack of belief in a god does not lead to actions or fashion sense.What does NOT believing in unicorns MAKE you wear?

  45. 45
    Comment1

    Hitchcock fans found the reveal in Psycho 2010 bewildering.

  46. 46
    Comment1

    Gulags, concentration camps and pink aprons.

  47. 47
    Kenny

    Uff! Wish I could edit posts!"Come over here little girl, I baked you some… Oh wait… I'm supposed to be holding the knife behind my back, not the cookies."

  48. 48
    John

    Atheists: Made of Awesome

  49. 49
    MAtheist

    Be right back, I hear some Jehovah's Witnesses at the door.

  50. 50
    The RoadRunner

    Thanks to ShockOfGod for donating his favourite outfit.

  51. 51
    Gevaudan

    Cake or death?

  52. 52
    Mark B

    Not a caption, but I think I own a pair of those exact same PJ bottoms; Joe Boxer with Polar Bears.But not the apron. Never the apron.

  53. 53
    Mark B

    OK, here's a caption; "Won't you listen to reason?"

  54. 54
    stronger now

    "Matt lost his sanity upon discovering that the spoon had turned into, not a fork, but a knife!"

  55. 55
    Terry W.

    "The church bake sale is coming up and I figured to fit in I'd need a hacksaw but this knife and sissy apron will do."

  56. 56
    Blake

    "Where Are They Now: Strawberry Shortcake"

  57. 57
    adey5

    'ISAAC!! Get down here now!! I'm on a mission from God!!!'

  58. 58
    Tommykey

    "Who knew Buffalo Bill had a brother?"

  59. 59
    Rhetoric

    The argument from fashion.Matt's only weakness.

  60. 60
    Scatterer

    Well, you roast in the oven, let's use this knife to poke you and see if YOU'RE DONE!!

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