Im gunna call in next show and say " Ive had a personal revelation that proves existence of god. He appeared before me wearing polar bear pants, a pink apron, holding a knife; said he 'was going to cut me bad unless i believe'. "
Atheists across the world would like to point out that lack of belief in a god does not lead to actions or fashion sense.What does NOT believing in unicorns MAKE you wear?
Uff! Wish I could edit posts!"Come over here little girl, I baked you some… Oh wait… I'm supposed to be holding the knife behind my back, not the cookies."
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Sara Cerq
January 2, 2011 at 7:34 pm (UTC -6) Link to this comment
sooooo sweet.
Scott
January 2, 2011 at 8:00 pm (UTC -6) Link to this comment
You can where whatever you please when you shave your head with this knife!
Rasputin
January 2, 2011 at 8:01 pm (UTC -6) Link to this comment
When you lose Pascal's Wager and god is Hello Kitty.
DavidCT
January 2, 2011 at 8:10 pm (UTC -6) Link to this comment
If this ever shows up online – you die!
Bret “Ginx” Alan
January 2, 2011 at 8:10 pm (UTC -6) Link to this comment
You don't want to know what he's hidding behind his back…
eta.tauri
January 2, 2011 at 8:25 pm (UTC -6) Link to this comment
Your atheism has caused you to become confused. Without god, there is no objective design taste.Repent!
The Rational Crank
January 2, 2011 at 8:55 pm (UTC -6) Link to this comment
DING! Baby’s done.
Ross the Boss
January 2, 2011 at 8:55 pm (UTC -6) Link to this comment
I appear to have dropped my oven mitt…
Yiab
January 2, 2011 at 9:09 pm (UTC -6) Link to this comment
"A man walks down the street in this apron, people know he's not afraid of anything."- paraphrased from Hoban Washburne on Firefly
Cafeeine Addicted
January 2, 2011 at 9:17 pm (UTC -6) Link to this comment
"You know, the babies cry a lot less with this apron… Bring me the Christian children!"
Sungyak
January 2, 2011 at 9:35 pm (UTC -6) Link to this comment
Wolf in sheep's clothing.
Matt D.
January 2, 2011 at 9:46 pm (UTC -6) Link to this comment
"I just finished a peach, balsamic reduction…irreducibly complex my ass.""You're just lucky I'm wearing pants…."
Gods_misled_children87110
January 2, 2011 at 10:52 pm (UTC -6) Link to this comment
Now that's the look of a god fearing and hating man. Hail Satan with a demented hello kitty looking twist! lol
Jolly
January 3, 2011 at 12:14 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment
Mother? Is that you? Come on in here, I have something to show you.
Jake D
January 3, 2011 at 12:16 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment
"I cut down trees, I skip and jump,I like to press wildflowers.I put on women's clothing,and hang around in bars…"
Jake D
January 3, 2011 at 12:18 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment
"Each polar bar on my pants was killed by global warming (in my pants)…"
petew
January 3, 2011 at 12:27 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment
(Deep raspy voice) Come get some!
Brian Rubinow
January 3, 2011 at 1:10 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment
"Where's your god now?"
Mathew H
January 3, 2011 at 1:13 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment
I'm pretty OK!
Uncle Bob
January 3, 2011 at 1:37 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment
Holy.Shit……I think that sums up every reaction possible.
Jesse
January 3, 2011 at 1:38 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment
"Why the pink apron? Well, the one god gave me had too much blood & gore on it"
Chortletron
January 3, 2011 at 2:02 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment
"Tonight on Twilight Zone; To Serve Fundies"
felix
January 3, 2011 at 2:21 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment
"I came here to cut down some bullshit and chew gum. And I'm all out of gum."
Kryten3152
January 3, 2011 at 2:26 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment
" …I saw some mormons comming down the street, and this year i wanted to be ready for them…"
Kryten3152
January 3, 2011 at 3:40 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment
Im gunna call in next show and say " Ive had a personal revelation that proves existence of god. He appeared before me wearing polar bear pants, a pink apron, holding a knife; said he 'was going to cut me bad unless i believe'. "
Gill
January 3, 2011 at 4:05 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment
"See Dennis, this is proof of freewill."or"Mention TAG again, I dare you."
Chris (from Oz)
January 3, 2011 at 4:06 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment
I was given this apron by the invisible pink unicorn. She wouldn't be seen in it.Now, come here Yahweh, I have a present for you.
ChaosSong
January 3, 2011 at 8:09 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment
"Punch me in the face for Jesus"
Mark B
January 3, 2011 at 8:15 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment
On this week's "Cookin' Good", the Reverend "Red" Rum.
Sparrowhawk
January 3, 2011 at 8:45 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment
It takes the lotion from the basket…
shawn
January 3, 2011 at 8:59 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment
If you only knew the POWER of the Dark Side.
Raymond
January 3, 2011 at 9:57 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment
"I'm an atheist 'cos I love to sin"
Nathan
January 3, 2011 at 10:39 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment
Duckie never knew what the hell he was missin'!
sans_Dieu
January 3, 2011 at 12:06 pm (UTC -6) Link to this comment
Behold! The Evil Atheist– in pink.
Jagyr
January 3, 2011 at 12:47 pm (UTC -6) Link to this comment
BWAHAHAHA! This is literally the funniest thing I have seen all year! Thanks Matt!
Andy McBride
January 3, 2011 at 1:33 pm (UTC -6) Link to this comment
"I need 17 rolls of 3 mil plastic and 12 rolls of duct tape"
Scott
January 3, 2011 at 1:49 pm (UTC -6) Link to this comment
Proof that all atheists are angry, violent, and have feminine tendencies.
Chris
January 3, 2011 at 1:50 pm (UTC -6) Link to this comment
"Dillahunty International Studios"
Corey Parker
January 3, 2011 at 1:57 pm (UTC -6) Link to this comment
"I was wrong! Hell is real, and it's being photographed in embarassing cooking clothing forever!"
Comment1
January 3, 2011 at 2:31 pm (UTC -6) Link to this comment
There are at least 3 sins in this picture.
Comment1
January 3, 2011 at 2:39 pm (UTC -6) Link to this comment
There are only 2 options. Either I'm wearing a pink apron or I am NOT wearing a pink apron.What you BELIEVE about the pink apron is a separate issue.
Comment1
January 3, 2011 at 2:42 pm (UTC -6) Link to this comment
Atheists across the world would like to point out that lack of belief in a god does not lead to actions or fashion sense.
Comment1
January 3, 2011 at 2:46 pm (UTC -6) Link to this comment
Believe in God or face the consequences.Tell me I'm pretty or face the consequences.
JT
January 3, 2011 at 2:47 pm (UTC -6) Link to this comment
Atheists across the world would like to point out that lack of belief in a god does not lead to actions or fashion sense.What does NOT believing in unicorns MAKE you wear?
Comment1
January 3, 2011 at 2:54 pm (UTC -6) Link to this comment
Hitchcock fans found the reveal in Psycho 2010 bewildering.
Comment1
January 3, 2011 at 2:57 pm (UTC -6) Link to this comment
Gulags, concentration camps and pink aprons.
Kenny
January 3, 2011 at 4:54 pm (UTC -6) Link to this comment
Uff! Wish I could edit posts!"Come over here little girl, I baked you some… Oh wait… I'm supposed to be holding the knife behind my back, not the cookies."
John
January 3, 2011 at 6:48 pm (UTC -6) Link to this comment
Atheists: Made of Awesome
MAtheist
January 3, 2011 at 8:51 pm (UTC -6) Link to this comment
Be right back, I hear some Jehovah's Witnesses at the door.
The RoadRunner
January 4, 2011 at 4:56 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment
Thanks to ShockOfGod for donating his favourite outfit.
Gevaudan
January 4, 2011 at 6:19 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment
Cake or death?
Mark B
January 4, 2011 at 7:12 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment
Not a caption, but I think I own a pair of those exact same PJ bottoms; Joe Boxer with Polar Bears.But not the apron. Never the apron.
Mark B
January 4, 2011 at 7:34 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment
OK, here's a caption; "Won't you listen to reason?"
stronger now
January 4, 2011 at 9:55 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment
"Matt lost his sanity upon discovering that the spoon had turned into, not a fork, but a knife!"
Terry W.
January 5, 2011 at 4:58 pm (UTC -6) Link to this comment
"The church bake sale is coming up and I figured to fit in I'd need a hacksaw but this knife and sissy apron will do."
Blake
January 6, 2011 at 5:14 pm (UTC -6) Link to this comment
"Where Are They Now: Strawberry Shortcake"
adey5
January 7, 2011 at 9:35 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment
'ISAAC!! Get down here now!! I'm on a mission from God!!!'
Tommykey
January 7, 2011 at 11:08 pm (UTC -6) Link to this comment
"Who knew Buffalo Bill had a brother?"
Rhetoric
January 10, 2011 at 1:47 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment
The argument from fashion.Matt's only weakness.
Scatterer
January 10, 2011 at 10:19 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment
Well, you roast in the oven, let's use this knife to poke you and see if YOU'RE DONE!!