This little missive arrived this evening from the Son of God. That would be Jesus@ one of those free email hosts:
Yes, i saw your show and how you motherfuckers were dissing my Dad.
I just wanted to say FUCK U ALL. Hell is not a fun place motherfuckers. I died on the cross and sacrificed my life for you assholes to not only deny Me but my Father as well? GO TO HELL. ALL OF YOU ATHEISTS ARE GOING TO HELL YOU WILL BURN FOR ETERNATY. You will experince your gratest nightmares down there. How can you be so ungratefull for everything you have. You keep calling my Father and the “Invisible man up in the sky”. I guess he will just take air and gracity away since those are invisible as well and you probably dont belive in them as well.
Damn, Jesus. Not much gets by you, does it? The show’s only been on the air for going on 13 years, and already you’ve found us. Why, that’s almost as impressive as all those fulfilled prophecies.
One thing does disappoint me, though. I would have expected the messiah to be a better speller.