Sorry for taking up space with this announcement. I mentioned this on the Atheist Experience yesterday, but I know a lot of people skip past the announcements.
Someone left a watch on the boat after the bat cruise ended on Saturday. I have it. If you think it may be yours, email firstname.lastname@example.org with a description, and we’ll figure out how to get it back to you.
I’m sure this needn’t be said, but please don’t waste time trying to be funny and pretend the watch is yours when you know it isn’t. Also don’t claim it in the comments on this message, as it is more likely to be noticed via email.