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Apr 26 2009

Today’s pareidolia

“People think I’m some holier-than-thou person trying to get rich. I’m not,” Grayhek said. “The purpose is to spread the story of God and eBay is just a vehicle.”

No, the purpose is to bank some extra cash during hard times by pandering to the stupidest demographic in America, whose numbers are sadly vast. Is this a great country or what?

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  1. 1
    Björn Lindström

    So if we are made in the image of God, how come the hand of god has six fingers?

  2. 2
    Aelson

    Congratulations for the program, the atheists of Brazil fully supported.

  3. 3
    Cafeeine Addicted

    “So if we are made in the image of God, how come the hand of god has six fingers?”its obviously to showcase the benevolence of Almighty God, him being unable to give anybody the middle finger.

  4. 4
    Sparrowhawk

    I’ve left the following question about the item:”Hey, I was wondering if you could help me with something. We’ve been getting a lot of rain here where I live and I’ve found several imprints out in my yard. One of them I’m choosing to call the ass-cheeks of God (Copyright 2009, all rights reserved). Anyway I think it really represents how God has been sitting by my side throughout my life. Anyway, I too would like to exploit this to make a quick buck off some sucker, so I’m thinking of selling the rights to this butt-mold to the highest bidder. I figure maybe Michael Bay or someone might wanna make the next blockbuster about it. Or maybe design some “god-pants” or something. Anyway, you seem to be pretty good at bilking people into giving you a quick buck, so do you have any suggestions??”You can see the item here. Looks like he’s already gotten up to 1375 to basically let someone come take pictures or write a movie about a cliff in his yard. Awwwwwsum. *chants U-S-A*Oh, I also found this. Collect the whole set!

  5. 5
    Ing

    “So if we are made in the image of God, how come the hand of god has six fingers?”Obviously it’s a Nephilim hand print, not Gods. Also, for the bonus round. What do you think the ratio of atheist geeks vs christian “normals” are to who actually KNOW what a Nephilim is?

  6. 6
    Ing

    You can see the item here. Looks like he’s already gotten up to 1375 to basically let someone come take pictures or write a movie about a cliff in his yard. Awwwwwsum. *chants U-S-A*I am so tempted to, if possible, buy it to make a horror movie around it almost entirely guaranteed to NOT be in the spirit he was intending.

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    Sparrowhawk

    Ing, do it. Make the guy sign a contract saying you can do with the image/likeness whatever you want, then make a bloody, lovecraftian movie with it as the main centerpiece.Actually….that sounds pretty good, seriously. You could make it a Cthulhu handprint or something.

  8. 8
    Darkness-comic

    and what about scientology, is almost build on money

  9. 9
    Ing

    @SparrowhawkI was thinking something along those lines. Possibly having it be an exorcist/Silent Hill like place with it supposedly being the place where God scoped up earth to make Adam.

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