Been too busy to blog this weekend, so I thought, just in the interest of moistening the drought around here a little bit, I’d offer up some amusement from the show’s inbox.
yup it’s hard to satisfy people that God really does exist.
i just wanna know if you believe in evil spirits??
if there are evil spirits, it somehow will state a fact
that there are more of them which the Bible stated
and it could be a link or can be a connection.
I would just want to know
if you guys have tried this ouja board?
it’s been known to contact spirits or something evil,
maybe if you could get contact with a spirit,
it would show you things in a different level.
scientists don’t believe spirits do exist,
I wonder if they’ve ever tried using materials people use
to contact spirits.
I want you people to try it,
conduct an experiment with it,
just to state a fact,
or may just it be a theory?
we believers of God can’t try it
since we are against to do so for it is a sin
as it was said on the Bible.
Hope i could get a reply once done,
thanks and peace be with you.
Okay, in fairness, I don’t think English is this fellow’s first language. Still, what he’s asking is deliriously fun, isn’t it? He seems to think ouija boards are real and not just a quaint parlor game for drunk people who like giving themselves a little scare. And he thinks the only reason scientists don’t believe in evil spirits is because they’ve never played with a ouija board themselves? That’s just…adorable! So now he wants us to play with a ouija board and contact an evil spirit, and then tell him what it says.
Sure, happy to help. Here’s what I wrote back.
After consulting my ouija board, here’s what my local evil spirit had to say: “Pick up bottle of milk, extra cat litter. Plus TiVO Galactica series finale. Peace out.”