Word is making the rounds that the reactionary right’s own personal Ilsa and card-carrying Joe McCarthy fangirl— yes yes, I’m talking about Ann Coulter — has somehow broken her jaw, requiring that it be wired shut.
Really!
I wonder how much her doctors would ask for to leave it that way…
Shall we enjoy a little schadenfreude pie along with our pumpkin tomorrow?
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Baz
November 26, 2008 at 9:04 pm (UTC -6) Link to this comment
This is the best evidence for the existence of God that I’ve ever seen.
Tommykey
November 26, 2008 at 9:52 pm (UTC -6) Link to this comment
Nah Baz, the best evidence would be if Ann Coulter puts out a new book in the next 5 years.”I Was Just Kidding!: How A Flaming Liberal Got Rich By Getting Gullible Conservitards to Buy Her Books”
Chris
November 27, 2008 at 1:25 pm (UTC -6) Link to this comment
Oh the irony! And I thought that she would never shut up.
maddogdelta
November 28, 2008 at 9:41 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment
Someone must have told her to shut her whore mouth when men were talking…// I keed! Or maybe..shut her mouth when adults were talking..What gets me is she advocates a society where she would have to keep her mouth shut.
Tommykey
November 28, 2008 at 1:04 pm (UTC -6) Link to this comment
What gets me is she advocates a society where she would have to keep her mouth shut.Mad Dog, of course she doesn’t expect those rules to apply to her.
ChristOnIce
November 28, 2008 at 7:01 pm (UTC -6) Link to this comment
The Ilsa comparison is just mean. What has Dyanne Thorne ever done to you?
TheBrainFromPlanetArous
November 30, 2008 at 5:11 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment
Most amusing. Now if only Michael Moore could fall down some stairs, Christmas would indeed have come early.
KyokuMA_JR
November 30, 2008 at 11:28 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment
This is of topic but have you seen this animation?http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=oFXIALf9zDAIt cracks me up so much. So just sharing in case you guys (*smakcs self for sexism*) haven’t seen it
Martin
November 30, 2008 at 8:17 pm (UTC -6) Link to this comment
ChristOnIce: Yes yes, I know. Comparing Ann Coulter to cheesy B-movie Nazi dominatrixes is an insult to cheesy B-movie Nazi dominatrixes. It was the best I could think of in a pinch.