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Nov 26 2008

A reason to celebrate Thanksgiving!

Word is making the rounds that the reactionary right’s own personal Ilsa and card-carrying Joe McCarthy fangirl— yes yes, I’m talking about Ann Coulter — has somehow broken her jaw, requiring that it be wired shut.

Really!

I wonder how much her doctors would ask for to leave it that way…

Shall we enjoy a little schadenfreude pie along with our pumpkin tomorrow?

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  1. 1
    Baz

    This is the best evidence for the existence of God that I’ve ever seen.

  2. 2
    Tommykey

    Nah Baz, the best evidence would be if Ann Coulter puts out a new book in the next 5 years.”I Was Just Kidding!: How A Flaming Liberal Got Rich By Getting Gullible Conservitards to Buy Her Books”

  3. 3
    Chris

    Oh the irony! And I thought that she would never shut up.

  4. 4
    maddogdelta

    Someone must have told her to shut her whore mouth when men were talking…// I keed! Or maybe..shut her mouth when adults were talking..What gets me is she advocates a society where she would have to keep her mouth shut.

  5. 5
    Tommykey

    What gets me is she advocates a society where she would have to keep her mouth shut.Mad Dog, of course she doesn’t expect those rules to apply to her.

  6. 6
    ChristOnIce

    The Ilsa comparison is just mean. What has Dyanne Thorne ever done to you?

  7. 7
    TheBrainFromPlanetArous

    Most amusing. Now if only Michael Moore could fall down some stairs, Christmas would indeed have come early.

  8. 8
    KyokuMA_JR

    This is of topic but have you seen this animation?http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=oFXIALf9zDAIt cracks me up so much. So just sharing in case you guys (*smakcs self for sexism*) haven’t seen it

  9. 9
    Martin

    ChristOnIce: Yes yes, I know. Comparing Ann Coulter to cheesy B-movie Nazi dominatrixes is an insult to cheesy B-movie Nazi dominatrixes. It was the best I could think of in a pinch.

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