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A reason to celebrate Thanksgiving!

Word is making the rounds that the reactionary right’s own personal Ilsa and card-carrying Joe McCarthy fangirl— yes yes, I’m talking about Ann Coulter — has somehow broken her jaw, requiring that it be wired shut.

Really!

I wonder how much her doctors would ask for to leave it that way…

Shall we enjoy a little schadenfreude pie along with our pumpkin tomorrow?

Comments

  1. says

    Nah Baz, the best evidence would be if Ann Coulter puts out a new book in the next 5 years.”I Was Just Kidding!: How A Flaming Liberal Got Rich By Getting Gullible Conservitards to Buy Her Books”

  2. says

    Someone must have told her to shut her whore mouth when men were talking…// I keed! Or maybe..shut her mouth when adults were talking..What gets me is she advocates a society where she would have to keep her mouth shut.

  3. Martin says

    ChristOnIce: Yes yes, I know. Comparing Ann Coulter to cheesy B-movie Nazi dominatrixes is an insult to cheesy B-movie Nazi dominatrixes. It was the best I could think of in a pinch.

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