In case you hadn’t caught this: Donald Wildmon’s anti-gay hate group the American “Family” Association has its very own “news” site, OneNewsNow, which may or may not be as thoroughly bugnutty as WorldNetDaily, that repository of pure, unbridled right-wing parallel-universe lunacy. I can’t be bothered to read it regularly enough to make comparisons.
But ridicule made the rounds of the blogosphere yesterday when it became known that OneNewsNow apparently has some sort of built-in find-replace feature that automatically turns any mention of the word “gay” into “homosexual.” Why they consider this necessary or desirable is best known to themselves. But it resulted in an amusing editorial faux pas when the site posted an article about Olympic track and field star Tyson Gay. Gay’s name was changed to — you guessed it — “Tyson Homosexual,” with the article bearing the following howler for a headline: Homosexual eases into 100 final at Olympic trials
The laughs kept coming with such priceless bits as:
On Saturday, Homosexual misjudged the finish in his opening heat and had to scramble to finish fourth, then in his quarterfinal a couple of hours later, ran 9.77 to break the American record that had stood since 1999…
Homosexual didn’t get off to a particularly strong start in the first semifinal, but by the halfway mark he had established a comfortable lead.
And my favorite…
Asked how he felt, Homosexual said: “A little fatigued.”