You’re a theater owner. You’re given the choice between exhibiting Expelled, a poorly made faux-documentary for fundamentalist Christians…or this…
Which do you choose?
Apr 10 2008
Something else opening the 18th
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Apr 10 2008
You’re a theater owner. You’re given the choice between exhibiting Expelled, a poorly made faux-documentary for fundamentalist Christians…or this…
Which do you choose?
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Ian Andreas Miller
April 10, 2008 at 3:51 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment
I’d chose the Zombie Strippers, of course!
Baal's Bum
April 10, 2008 at 5:40 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment
Would I watch some scantily clothed undead whore no chance. I would watch the zombie strippers instead.
B-rad
April 10, 2008 at 7:35 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment
They should splice the two movies together and have the zombies eat Ben Stein.
Josh
April 10, 2008 at 7:54 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment
The Jet Li / Jackie Chan movie is opening right around then as well… I think I would prefer to see that over everything else.
Robert
April 10, 2008 at 9:22 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment
Seriously…Jenna Jameson hasn’t looked good since 2002′s “I dream of Jenna”!Wow I know way too much about porn!Jus’kidding Jen! I love ya babe!! Can I have your baby!?:-DR.
NAL
April 10, 2008 at 10:22 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment
It’s a limited release opening. Thanks a lot. Get my hopes up and then dash them. Cruel.
Martin
April 10, 2008 at 12:25 pm (UTC -6) Link to this comment
Can I have your baby!?She probably wants to keep it.
Pure NZ Alt Radio
April 10, 2008 at 3:56 pm (UTC -6) Link to this comment
Wow that’s what happens when you die! You come back as a silicone enhanced blonde carnivore nympho. My bet is the sequel has something to do with nuns.
Kel Dowhower
April 13, 2008 at 3:47 pm (UTC -6) Link to this comment
Zombie Strippers—EASY!