The only thing crazier than killing your girlfriend and cooking her flesh for supper? Calling the cops to tell them you’re doing it.

Obligatory non-PC Martin-remark: It occurs to me this could be a guy who’d be the ideal test subject for CNN’s poll question…


  1. AmberKatt says

    But God told him to do it!!!Update at 2:12 p.m. ET: McCuin claims he was guided by God, investigators tell the Tyler Morning Telegraph. “When he said God told him to do it, one of the investigators looked at him and just said, ‘What did you say?’” says Lt. Larry Wiginton of the sheriff’s department.

  2. Martin says

    Heh, yes, well, I think this fellow is trying for an insanity plea with that one. Funny how, whether you need to claim you’re righteous and saved or out of your damnfool mind, God suits either way.