Introducing the most pointless “reality show” ever: America’s Psychic Challenge!
America’s Psychic Challenge pits amateur psychic from around the country against each other in a series of challenges to see who will be “America’s #1 Psychic”.
Yeah, I have a few predictions to make myself.
- Out of all the competitors, somebody will win.
- The name of the winner will have some vowels in it.
- It will also have consonants.
- Being “America’s #1 Psychic” is about as impressive as being “America’s #1 coin flipper.” Somebody can win the competition by winning the most consecutive coin flips. But it doesn’t mean that they can actually do anything — apart from maybe cold reading in this case.