The Consumerist awards the 2012 Golden Poo. Oh Internet, I love you and your rampant hate speech, terabytes of malware, and your silly little polls. What company is the worst in America, dear reader? Is it oil companies and their nasty habits of employing PMCs to inflict violence in the third world or their less …
Category Archive: Only in America
Mar 12 2012
Jesus In Space
Jesus’ irrefutable role in the final frontier. First and foremost, WorldNutDaily is linking to an article in slate where the author has made the logical conclusion that John Carter is a VERY Christian movie, because fighting aliens is clearly a Christian allegory. The movie does seem to pick up on a few points of the …
Mar 06 2012
Limbaugh Fo-Pologizes
Somehow Rush blames Liberals for his liable of Sandra Fluke. When I am going out for lunch I normally tune into AM talk radio so I can soak up how those on other side of the political spectrum view issues. I caught Rush on day two of the Sandra Fluke story. He was venomous in …
Feb 19 2012
I Love my Uncle but, Newt Hates Him
Medina Valley Independent School District settles prayer case, Republicans surprise no one by flipping out. My Uncle, Federal Judge Fred Biery, is a badass. Last June, he waded into a particularly religious area of small town “Real America” Texas and smacked down the overt proselytizing that had pervaded the Medina School District. Yet, as …
Jan 25 2012
Birther PAC
Unlimited money to promote unlimited stupidity. The Minuteman organization, a loose collection of civilians who both advocate for greater border security and watch the boarder themselves, has formed a Political Action Committee. In addition to promoting immigration reform and socially conservative policies, the PAC has added another large plank to their organization; they are birthers.
Jan 24 2012
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Press Pool
Fame, fortune, and a pseudonym. There is a weird tale unfolding between writers for both The Daily Caller and Mediaite, a tale of two egos, it appears and Fishbowl DC has been covering the blow by blow. The incident’s genesis was when Mediaite’s White House correspondent, Tommy Christopher, calling the Daily Caller’s correspondent, John Pool, …
Jan 24 2012
John Edward, Relationship Genius
I actually still can’t believe this happened. Today was a long one, eleven and a half hours. Consequently I didn’t get to read or write much but this, sadly, caught my eye. Apparently the reason Kim Kardashian got a divorce was because her father told her to. Even better, her father is dead. Even better, …
Jan 18 2012
The Troll Behind the Banner
The author of the Cranston High School Prayer is pissed. So about 60 years ago, there was this guy named David and he went to Cranston High. There was a contest and something that David wrote was put on a wall. Swing forward to today and that thing David wrote was now having the opposite …
Jan 02 2012
Minister in Chief
Religion Dispatches has a great article about Bryan Fisher and how he thinks that the President’s first responsibility is to be a Minister of the holy gospels. Go read it here. Fischer uses this passage, along with verse 6, to prove that “One who holds public office is serving in a divinely ordained role, just …
Dec 27 2011
Ron Paul Loves Mass Effect
Paul attempts to turn video game’s back-story into reality through the liberal application of bullshit. So there I was, Assassin Shepherd, trying to help out a friend via a dangerous game of breaking an entering and theft on Planet Bekerstein in the Serpent Nebula. My partner and I have just disabled multiple levels of security …
About the Author
Free Thoughts at Rock Beyond Belief for Free
Come join FreethoughtBlogs for a free festival on Fort Bragg's Main Post Parade Field.
Recent Comments