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Mar 06 2012

My Leave Hath Been Approved For RBB

Game on

Today I got my leave approved for heading to Ft. Bragg for the wondrous, free, and open to public event that is Rock Beyond Belief. Ed, you owe me beers (for no particular reason) and Justin owes me absolutely nothing (never take from Soldiers). But if one of you can get Richard Dawkins (and anyone else who can put marker to cloth) to sign one of my Squadron T-Shirts, my fellow godless officers who can’t attend are planning on getting it framed and hung in our Operations office.

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Sir,

Attached is my flight information and Leave form for 30MAR-03APR. The reason for this request is to attend Rock Beyond Belief at Ft. Bragg and visit friends before they PCS OCONUS .

v/r,

Assassin Actual

1LT, AR

X-XX CAV AS3

Office: (XXX) XXX-4539

Cell: (XXX) XXX-8807

“The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it.” ~ George Orwell

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  1. 1
    'Tis Himself

    Have a nice leave.

    When I was in the Navy I didn’t have to write a memo explaining why I was going on leave, I just had to fill out a leave chit and get it signed by the appropriate authority.

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    Stacy

    Congratulations!

    How I wish I could go.

  3. 3
    chigau (違う)

    Yay!
    Dawkins should be asking for your autograph.

  4. 4
    Woof

    w00t!

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    F [i'm not here, i'm gone]

    Rock on, sir. Have yourself an awesome time!

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    Ed Brayton

    That’s great. Beers are on me, no reason necessary. Can’t wait to meet you and Justin and everyone else.

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    sparhawk23

    ‘Tis Himself, you would cry if you saw how many baby trees we have to kill in order to get leave approved. We are up to 12-15 pages now, with maps on how to get to your leave address, don’t drink and drive pledge, risk assessment, counseling statments, et-fucking-cetera. And this is for senior NCOs.

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    Oakley Radar

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