I actually still can’t believe this happened.
Today was a long one, eleven and a half hours. Consequently I didn’t get to read or write much but this, sadly, caught my eye.
Apparently the reason Kim Kardashian got a divorce was because her father told her to. Even better, her father is dead. Even better, the information was relayed to Kim via John Fracking Edward, yes THAT John Edward, the very paragon of morality.
Now I thankfully only have secondary exposure to the Kardashian clan through when comedians make fun of her or that Playboy spread that got passed around a while ago. So I will hold off complete judgment. But the part of me that does judge is laughing its ass off.
(Source: Mediaite)
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Irene Delse
January 24, 2012 at 03:12 (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Actually, in the article you link to, they say it’s the psychic John Edward (without “s” in the end), not “that John Edwards”.
Assassin Actual
January 24, 2012 at 03:14 (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Did I mention I have been at work or 11 and a half hours?
Quickly Batman, TO THE EDIT MACHINE!
cathyw
January 24, 2012 at 03:14 (UTC -4) Link to this comment
I often wondered how many of the politician’s supporters voted for him because they thought he could talk to dead people.
Assassin Actual
January 24, 2012 at 03:15 (UTC -4) Link to this comment
I sure did.
Assassin Actual
January 24, 2012 at 03:16 (UTC -4) Link to this comment
However the difference is subtle.
John Edwards is a douche
John Edward is the biggest douche in the universe.
F
January 24, 2012 at 16:11 (UTC -4) Link to this comment
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Irene Delse
January 24, 2012 at 03:21 (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Win
chigau (同じ)
January 24, 2012 at 03:44 (UTC -4) Link to this comment
You really can’t trust anyone with two first names.
Steve
January 26, 2012 at 19:23 (UTC -4) Link to this comment
I accept that as an axiom.
Aliasalpha
January 24, 2012 at 06:39 (UTC -4) Link to this comment
One wonders how she’d have reacted to such advice if her dad had been alive & telling her that
The Lorax
January 24, 2012 at 15:20 (UTC -4) Link to this comment
So THIS is where Hollywood gets all its relationship advice. Suddenly everything makes perfect sense.
Garrett
January 24, 2012 at 15:47 (UTC -4) Link to this comment
I’m sure that was her plan all along, but it’s hilarious that she’s crediting this guy. I wonder if he paid her to say so.
OverlappingMagisteria
January 24, 2012 at 15:57 (UTC -4) Link to this comment
At least is just a Kardashian. Now if a John Edward supporter says “But Kim Kardashian trusts him so it must be true!” they will be intellectually obligated to smack themselves across the face.
F
January 24, 2012 at 16:14 (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Fricken hilarious. And sad. And creepy.
hamkap
January 24, 2012 at 21:02 (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Yeah, someone beat me to it…..John Edward is not the same John Edwards, (whom we all know and “love”), but he is another hack….he is a clairvoyant; the dead speak to him!…and he’s from my area of Long Island….I once had to do a singing telegram to him during the taping of his cable show and he didn’t appreciate when I said to him….”But I guess, given that you communicate with the dead, you already knew I was coming to surprise you with this singing telegram”!
Trebuchet
January 25, 2012 at 01:10 (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Kim Kardashian’s father also thought O.J. was innocent. He was the guy who, during the low-speed chase, read O.J.’s “suicide note” claiming to be an “abused husband” to the media. Perhaps John Edward needs to tell us what he thinks of Simpson now.
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