FSM Blesses Travis AFB

After pushback, Travis accepts heathen holiday decoration.

Although already vandalized, Travis AFB has approved an atheist holiday display (O THE HUMANITIY).

This sign, which carries the satanic message to all, encouraging people to “Have a Safe Holiday Season”. Pure Blasphemy. Thankfully, defenders of Jesus have done their holy duty and remove the light from the display so that no one will have to see the horrible, viscous, method of expressing community support. Satan did put it right back up, though.

Justin over at Rock Beyond Belief has the whole story.


  1. Liesmith says

    Damn, I really wish the person taking the photo had stepped back a few feet so we could see the adjacent signs as well. Excellent story though. I think the world needs a bit more pasta in it.

  2. Makoto says

    Vandalism for Jesus, it’s the latest/greatest thing. To build from the simple removal of a light, be sure to get your rocks and spray paint in the Christian Life Center attached to the church on your way to the Sunday brunch.

  3. F says

    Yea. None of that thin, runny stuff for the FSM. None of this incompletely draining the pasta action.

    But hey, hail satan for the good work.

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