Home improvement store pulls ads from Muslim reality show.
The Florida Family Association knew something was fishy about the show “All-American Muslim.” The family portrayed on the reality show was clearly living a lie, unlike the real Americans portrayed on the “Real Housewives of whatever-ville” or the standup personalities featured on “The Jersey Shore.” This Muslim family was a plant, pure and simple. An insidious plot to destroy America as we know it via a clever Leave it to Beaver approach.
The Florida Family Association was shocked by this trojan-horse portrayal of a normal American family but, thankfully the FFA soon recuperated and went on the offensive in the name of glorious freedom. They encouraged other sound minded persons across the nation to help defend America from imminent defeat at the hands of the enemy.
They soon celebrated victory when several advertisers for that unholy show pulled their orders or did not re-order the precious advertising time with the network in question. Lowe’s, the home improvement retail chain, was the first to join forces with the righteous FFA and soon there was much rejoicing.
Because the evil TV show was severely wounded and justice was done, people across the nation were finally able to sleep in peace once more.
Now you might ask what was so terrible about “All-American Muslim”.
Did the parents dress up as the twin towers for Halloween and the kids as airplanes? No.
Did they spend their ample family time working out the best ratios of explosives to accelerants for the “school science project”? No.
They were guilty of something far, far worse. They had the nerve to portray themselves as a normal America family. Now they have some kinks (the whole religious thing for one) but, the family is normal enough.
Clearly the show and the family were just trying to get Americans to lower their guard by having Muslims appear as fellow human beings. Rather than the turban wearing, suicidal, four armed mindless attackers from Mars that we all KNOW they are.
So kudos to FFA and Lowe’s for seeing this one a mile away, you are all true Americans.
Because the only other explanation for trying so hard to screw with just another shitty reality TV show is that you are bigots, but that would be crazy.