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Monthly Archive: December 2011

Dec 31 2011

Happy New Year

Goodbye 2011 and hello 2012. This should be a busy year; the Presidential election, important Supreme Court cases, certain world destruction as predicted by the Mayans, a paid vacation to Afghanistan, and most importantly Mass Effect 3 gets released. Happy New Year everybody! Also Happy Birthday Greta Christina!!!    

Dec 27 2011

The Dark Side

Assassin Actual gets snagged by another MMO. Well crap, After a long unrequited love affair with World of Warcraft I thought I was done with Massive Multiplayer games. But Star Wars: The Old Republic has snagged me with a force grip choke-hold. So until my upcoming stint at the National Training Center, an unhealthy chunk …

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Dec 27 2011

Ron Paul Loves Mass Effect

Paul attempts to turn video game’s back-story into reality through the liberal application of bullshit. So there I was, Assassin Shepherd, trying to help out a friend via a dangerous game of breaking an entering and theft on Planet Bekerstein in the Serpent Nebula. My partner and I have just disabled multiple levels of security …

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Dec 27 2011

Christian Misses the Meaning of Santa Claus

Richard Land is pissed that even if you celebrate Christmas, you don’t really mean it in the way HE wants. It is apparently terrible being a Christian during Christmas. From Richard Lang’s prospective as a good little Xian who goes to church twice a week, Santa is just another Golden Calf and we are all …

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Dec 23 2011

Vacation

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I am doing the holiday rounds visiting the grandparents and will be gone untill the 26th. For some reason goat ranches in the middle of nowhere don’t have internet, go figure. But let me at least plug my grandmother’s recently published novel, Goat Diary. It is a good read about the trails and tribulations of my …

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Dec 20 2011

FSM Blesses Travis AFB

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After pushback, Travis accepts heathen holiday decoration. Although already vandalized, Travis AFB has approved an atheist holiday display (O THE HUMANITIY). This sign, which carries the satanic message to all, encouraging people to “Have a Safe Holiday Season”. Pure Blasphemy. Thankfully, defenders of Jesus have done their holy duty and remove the light from the …

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Dec 20 2011

What’s Left for North Korea

An economy in shatters, a broken people, a dim future, Planet Money reports. One of the best little groups working for NPR  is Planet Money and they have done a nice piece on just how completely Kim Jong Il screwed his people over with his pants-on-head retarded lust for “power”. Read the full article at …

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Dec 20 2011

Congress Sets Record

The new gold standard in disdain. Congress’ approval rating has sunk to a new all-time record low, with just 11% of Americans approving of the job our elected legislature is doing. Which means Congress’ supporters have dwindled down to blood relatives and their favorite lobbyists, thankfully for the congressmen and women there are so many …

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Dec 19 2011

The Endorsement Newt Doesn’t Want

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Adultery centric dating site, Ashley Madison, endorses the cheating-prone candidate. In my benign travels around the internet (read: porn), I have stumbled across occasional advertisements for Ashley Madison, an internet dating service geared to those who are already in a relationship. But now, the site which gets about 700,000 unique visits a month has finally …

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Dec 19 2011

Last Flight Out

Over a dozen blast walls bear the hand painted names of American KIA's from Iraq. The memorial remains at the Dept of State facility in Kirkuk.

The last American Military forces* depart Iraq. December 17th marked the last flight and convoy of American military forces leaving Iraq, marking the end to kinetic military action in America’s foreseeable relationship with Iraq. It also brings the somber news of the last KIA of an American Soldier in the war, Spec. David Emanuel Hickman …

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