At least there is a twist of sorts… completely crazy, but a twist.
These days, before one runs for office, you take the time to get vetted. Lest political scandals arise as your opponent digs into you. So when Linda Wall, a republican candidate for the Virginia House of Delegates, decided to run, she knew she had a problem.
That problem is that she is an admitted pedophile, which one would assume would lessen the likelihood of a successful political campaign, but there is a twist.
When Linda Wall was a teacher (sometime last Thursday), she molested one of her female students. You see it, don’t you? Linda did it not because she is a jailbait trolling loony on the failboat, but she was in homosexuality at the time. See! As most of us know, it is a well solidified (if completely disproven) right wing meme that being all “gay-ey” makes one more likely to be a child molester. Since being gay and fucking little children are completely the same thing.
So with a wave of a hand and a Jedi mind trick, Linda is betting that by blaming her own actions on “the gay”, tossing a bit of pious repentance at the issue, and claiming that she is “all better” now can completely remove all of her personal responsibility for her actions.
Now that makes me think that the real reason the right does not want equal treatment for all is that doing so would destroy their favorite loophole that makes it ok to fuck little kids with the only penalty being a little bit of “pray away the gay” instead of the prison sentence she deserves.
The meme on jailbait is “20 to life? Where do I sign?”, not “2 days of prayer? Full Steams Ahead!” One is a deterrent and one is a wrist slap.
(Source: Truth Wins Out)