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Santorum. Noun. Whines About Being Linked to Rick Santorum. Idiot.

After publically stating that Google was not to blame for Rick Santorum’s santorum problem, the struggling Republican candidate has backtracked and is now claiming that the tech company is discriminating against him, because he is conservative.

Aside from Santorum’s mischaracterization of how Google actually works, one quote pointed out by Think Progress made me giggle like a tween.

“If you’re a responsible business, you don’t let things like that happen in your business that have an impact on the country.”

You heard it everybody, Rick Santorum = the country.

I guess all that money dropped by team Santorum into “reputation defender” spamsites didn’t work well enough to counter all his bigotry. A Napkin is always a Napkin because it is a Napkin. And Santorum will always be Santorum.