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Sep 20 2011

You Are Now Authorized to be Gay

We stopped in the middle of a combat operation in Iraq, announced that it was now A-OK to be Gay and then went back to work. So much for gays ruining our combat power…but it did improve our fashion sense.

My thoughts go out to all the service members who had to hide their true selves in service to their nation. Finally the military is respecting you as much as you have always respected it.

/salute

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  1. 1
    Rich Stage

    A story that I think is swell.
    A couple just heard wedding bells!
    Don’t need God above
    to approve of their love.
    The death of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell.

    CBS reported on the wedding of a Naval Lt. just after midnight.

    I got out of the military (ANG/USAR) in 2005. My last drill, waiting for the last formation in my military career, my platoon sergeant tells me that the unit was getting deployed to Iraq.

    I think I got lucky.

    More Limericks

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    Silent Service

    I think I’ll just go back to work. Of course I retired my AF Blue three years ago but I am thrilled that my fellow service members can now stand proud. Just don’t stand proud in the Gym shower. The Religious Right will start screaming, “I told you so.”

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      Assassin Actual

      I walked in on two private military guards getting it on in the male shower a few days ago, looks like they are not worrying about the right.

      1. changeable moniker

        “military guards getting it on”

        Out of curiosity, is there a protocol for this situation? Do the, err, privates have to, umm, stand to attention? If commanded to stand down, is there a grace period?

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    Randomfactor

    A succinct description of another small step for mankind. Now about those uniforms…

  4. 4
    Draken

    A pink uniform might come in handy if you’re lying in a marshmallow plantation.

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    Paulino

    no tantrums or amoks from fundamentalist colleagues?

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      Assassin Actual

      Suprisingly all of the Battle Captains that I work with are smart, well spoken, and liberal.

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    bishopdm

    Well said, sir!

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    F

    Excellent phrasing. I am glad that one is allowed to not hide Teh Gay in the service now.

    /whatever passes for a civilian salute

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    Sam Chapman

    Just spoke to my bed buddy (platonic) from USAF basic training, 1981. We reminisced about all those years hiding in the shadows while serving our country for over a decade. He worked Com/Nav on A10s, I worked fire control on F-4s and then Tactical Aero-evac in the Guard. He even kept his DOD sticker on a magnet that he could remove when he went to gay clubs.

    BTW, the NC ANG fucking rocked. There were about 5 or 6 homo’s in my evac unit, (circa 1990s); everyone knew and no one cared. One of the tech sergeants, a lesbian, was voted in the top 10 airmen of the whole USAF in the mid 80s. We serve proudly and with distinction.

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    JohnnieCanuck

    Now my idea, which is mine, is that we should go all out on implementing truly fabulous uniforms for the military. They would become invincible, simply because no-one could withstand the…

    SHOCK AND AWE!

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    geocatherder

    Reposted from my FB from yesterday page:

    This is a day of joy for me. Ever since I spent my first decade in engineering designing military flight simulators, the health and wellbeing of the U.S. military has been important to me. The trainees were “my” kids. Now “my” kids can be who they are, regardless of sexual orientation! It’s a joyous, joyous day!

    I know, it’s actually unreal to think of military servicepeople as “kids” and I don’t, in the youth sense. But every schematic drawn, every circuit card tested, every late-night swearing at some intractable bug, every minute spent on an airplane and in a site facility — these were all to one end, to make better pilots and navigators. To keep people alive, and improve their aim. My maternal instinct kicks in — I can’t help it — and they’re my kids. I wish them all well. I wish all of you in the military well. And I’m glad you can be who you really are, regardless of sexual orientation.

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    Paul Kalmus

    About Nursing Licensed Practical Nurses are commonly known as LVNs Licensed Vocational Nurses in Texas & California, as RPNs Registered Practical Nurses in Ontario, Canada. They are also known as ENs Enrolled Nurses in countries like New Zealand & Australia along with SENs State Enrolled Nurses in the United Kingdom.

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