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Sep 13 2011

I Love You Internets!!!1!

Screw marrying ducks or farm animals once Gay Marriage destroys America, I am marrying the Internet because only it provides me with

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY: Einstein vs Stephen Hawking

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  1. 1
    Steve

    The web encompasses every fetish. I just hope I never see the porn that somebody made of most of it…

  2. 2
    MyMindMeanders

    You can’t have the Internet. We’ve already set the date. Find your own world-spanning network.

    Harrumph.

    That is all.

  3. 3
    snarkmatter

    This is probably the best one of the series. Beethoven v. Bieber is probably 2nd. If Chuck Norris had taken on The Dos Equis Guy instead of Lincoln, that would be number one.

    I still laugh my ass off when I think of, “you sound like Wall-E having sex with a speak and spell”. LMAO

  4. 4
    Marcus Ranum

    My candidate for epic rap battle would be Hume versus Voltaire.

  5. 5
    docslacker

    Just when I thought I’d escaped YouTube. I like Gandalf vs. Dumbledore.

  6. 6
    catsto

    I’ve been lurking your site even since you’ve joined Freethoughts. Been kinda quiet from your end. Hope all is well since the “close…but no cigar” bit.

    1. 6.1
      Marcus Ranum

      Ditto.

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