I think people sometimes underestimate the weirdness that one faces by being a semi-public online woman. The following is a story about extreme creepiness and stalkerdom. I was asked by another stalkee to publish the stalker’s name — I felt justified in doing so on my own, but probably wouldn’t have, but since she has …
Tag Archive: creepy
Apr 22 2011
The Polygamist Message from May, 2007
I know you all can’t get enough creepy messages, right? So here’s the best of my collection, the greatest message I’ve ever gotten from a complete stranger. Can you handle it? Bolds are mine! It’s come to my attention that people (women) often say that one of the most fundamental things they are looking for …
Apr 22 2011
Today in Creepy
Oh, internet, you never fail to bring me something creepy on a regular basis. A message from a man I've never met: Wanna go out in the boat on saturday? really, you seem cool and itd be a great time with lots of people around so you wouldnt have to worry about being murdered. I look …
Dec 27 2010
Eddie Kritzer: Holiday Edition, ctd
No update on the Kritz would be complete without a creepy email littered with bad grammar from the jerk himself. Dearest Ashley, I haven’t heard from you in so long I was concerned that you lost your job editing, but then i checked IMDbPro.com http://imdb.com/name/nm1736719/ and saw you had no credits at all. Not surprising; …
Jun 30 2010
What’s wrong with guys?
I hate to ask that question because, generally speaking, I get along pretty well with dudes. There isn’t a general parking lot where I work, just one for the higher ups. Because of that, I have to park a couple blocks away wherever I can find street parking. This is not a great situation, not …

Ashley's co-blogger is a third year student at Northwestern University who runs on coffee and snark. . At some point, she'd like to make people sit on couches and tell her about their feelings, but right now she writes in different places around the internet and makes silly faces when she doesn't know what to say. She's the president of her local Secular Student Alliance affiliate, and she is on the Secular Woman speakers bureau. Opinions do not necessarily reflect those of the Secular Student Alliance
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