I am having a hard time with all the visceral disgust being aimed at the show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, because so much of it seems to be just hate aimed at Southern poor people. I suppose I understand that the behavior of a family from the rural south is much different than the behavior …
Category Archive: Real Life
Sep 09 2012
Stalkers: Welcome to life as a girl on the internet
I think people sometimes underestimate the weirdness that one faces by being a semi-public online woman. The following is a story about extreme creepiness and stalkerdom. I was asked by another stalkee to publish the stalker’s name — I felt justified in doing so on my own, but probably wouldn’t have, but since she has …
Aug 15 2012
Temporarily Broken
I am sorry I haven’t posted this week. I’ve been put on some new medication that’s absolutely knocked me out, I’m barely functioning. It is also making my feel hyper emotional about not being able to get stuff done. Double thumbs up. If I was not so exhausted, I’d be in hysterics now, so… I …
Jul 09 2012
Help me save South Carolina, the arts, and my mom
Over the weekend, the governor, Nikki Haley, destroyed the South Carolina Commission for the Arts — the cut was such that the 20 people who work there cannot show up to work today, can’t even go into their building, because of liability issues. The arts in South Carolina brings in $9.2 billion and creates 78,000 jobs …
Jun 13 2012
My Life is Exploding & Boba Fett Ukulele
First and foremost, go give the SSA money. They are the best, they deserve at least five of your earth dollars. The timing of my getting a blog here is not totally ideal — I’ve had to abandon my house and move in with my mother because I’m allergic to it, I have to be …
Jun 12 2012
Backyard Biology: Dead Squirrels
Mar 11 2012
I love Daylight Savings Time
My only problem with DST is that we don’t stay on it all year. DST is the best — it stays light later so that when I get off work, I actually have hours of daylight left to use. I can go for a walk! I want permanent Daylight Savings Time.
Dec 30 2011
Boobaversary: In Defense of Plastic Surgery
Two years ago today I got a boob job. I feel like blunt is the best way to start this conversation. Plastic surgery is usually the butt of jokes, it’s what celebrities do to themselves that makes them look like aliens. Sure, there are burn victims and cancer victims who get cosmetic surgery, but that’s …
Nov 25 2011
Nerdy Image Dump in Honor of Nicol
In honor of my bestest friend ever coming into town, and in honor of the fact that I found a harddrive with a lot of really old crap on it, I’m going to do an image dump of things I thought were awesome 8 years ago. These things, it should be noted, are still awesome.
Nov 25 2011
Hey, National News, That’s a Picture of Me!
I go to one protest and I get in the national news: Result! I’m not sure why I looked so sad at that particular moment. I’m going to say it’s because that’s how much I care about the First Amendment. You all going to go along with that? Excellent.




Ashley's co-blogger is a third year student at Northwestern University who runs on coffee and snark. . At some point, she'd like to make people sit on couches and tell her about their feelings, but right now she writes in different places around the internet and makes silly faces when she doesn't know what to say. She's the president of her local Secular Student Alliance affiliate, and she is on the Secular Woman speakers bureau. Opinions do not necessarily reflect those of the Secular Student Alliance
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