I am looking for work in DC. I am fortunate in that I have the luxury of being able to look for something that I really want and don’t have to apply to everything I might have a shot at. Despite that, I have still gone to Craigslist to assist my search and discovered, yet again, how stunning Craigslist can be. In addition to the many ads for “models” or “beautiful women to give handjobs on camera,” there are also a lot of just weird ads. The following is my favorite of the day:
Posted: 2013-06-10, 3:53PM EDT
Text Message Interpreter (Northern Virginia)
- Location: Northern Virginia
- it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
- Compensation: Commensurate with the level of pain willing to be endured
Posting ID: 3862079890
Posted: 2013-06-10, 3:53PM EDT
Sometimes I wonder if some of these are deliberate attempts to get on the ‘best of Craigslist’
E-mail and Twitter Butler could be a real job. Expensive, but in some cases, necessary
Damn. Seriously, we’ve got huge wellsprings of relevant experience right here on this blog network for that job.