Oct 30 2012
So, a couple of my friends have been saying they’re going to write me in against Joe Wilson, you officially have my invitation and permission to do so.
I promise to be awesome and, if I get enough votes that the media notices me, I will be even awesomer. If I get elected, I promise first and foremost not to be Joe Wilson.
Thank you.
Ashley's co-blogger is a third year student at Northwestern University who runs on coffee and snark. . At some point, she'd like to make people sit on couches and tell her about their feelings, but right now she writes in different places around the internet and makes silly faces when she doesn't know what to say. She's the president of her local Secular Student Alliance affiliate, and she is on the Secular Woman speakers bureau. Opinions do not necessarily reflect those of the Secular Student Alliance
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jaketoadie
October 30, 2012 at 1:24 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
What assurances can you offer us to show that you are not now, nro will you ever become Joe Wilson?
Ashley F. Miller
October 30, 2012 at 1:30 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
1. My mama raised me better’n to yell during the state of the union. Eyerolls, however, are above board.
2. I am openly atheist.
3. I have lady parts.
jaketoadie
October 30, 2012 at 2:15 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Well that’s good enough for me. I will convince any one I know in that district to vote for you.
Blueaussi
October 30, 2012 at 7:24 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Well, shoot, I’m SC District 6.
I guess I should be happy I get to vote for a non-Republican in South Carolina who is actually going to win.
johnbrockman
October 31, 2012 at 2:18 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
5th district here, can’t help you. But I’ll, you know, vote. In a similar fashion.
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