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Oct 30 2012

SC District 2: Vote for me

So, a couple of my friends have been saying they’re going to write me in against Joe Wilson, you officially have my invitation and permission to do so.

I promise to be awesome and, if I get enough votes that the media notices me, I will be even awesomer.  If I get elected, I promise first and foremost not to be Joe Wilson.

Thank you.

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    jaketoadie

    What assurances can you offer us to show that you are not now, nro will you ever become Joe Wilson?

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    Ashley F. Miller

    1. My mama raised me better’n to yell during the state of the union. Eyerolls, however, are above board.

    2. I am openly atheist.

    3. I have lady parts.

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    jaketoadie

    Well that’s good enough for me. I will convince any one I know in that district to vote for you.

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    Blueaussi

    Well, shoot, I’m SC District 6.

    I guess I should be happy I get to vote for a non-Republican in South Carolina who is actually going to win.

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    johnbrockman

    5th district here, can’t help you. But I’ll, you know, vote. In a similar fashion.

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    The Biggest and Best of 2012 » Ashley Miller

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