I know I’ve shown great love towards otters and sea turtles, but I think we should talk about the one creature I love best of all: The Great White Shark. When I was three, I walked in on my mom and some friends watching Jaws, which I was not supposed to see because it was too scary. Instead of being scared I thought it was probably the coolest thing I’d ever seen, I decided then and there that I wanted a great white shark as a pet, like Flipper, but significantly more awesome. I mean, we lived right by the ocean, why couldn’t I have a shark that would follow me around whenever I went to play on the beach?
Perhaps you have a sense now of what a weird little freak I was.
Young Ashley Pets Invisible Shark
Want
Awesome T-shirt
Made of win
Great White or Greatest White?
Om Nom nom
:B
Ashley's co-blogger is a third year student at Northwestern University who runs on coffee and snark. . At some point, she'd like to make people sit on couches and tell her about their feelings, but right now she writes in different places around the internet and makes silly faces when she doesn't know what to say. She's the president of her local Secular Student Alliance affiliate, and she is on the Secular Woman speakers bureau. Opinions do not necessarily reflect those of the Secular Student Alliance
Recent Comments