So, I’m insanely trying to get through a new draft of Bible Con by May 1st. I decided to do that … um today. And yes, it’s nuts. Fortunately I tend to work really fast when I can focus. So only like… 50 pages to go, so… yeah. But today I wrote something that made me have a giggle fit, and that’s unusual. I don’t generally giggle at my own stuff. I think it’s because it’s really stupid and a little crass.
Anyone have a favorite Christian pickup line?

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ashleyfmiller
April 26, 2010 at 1:24 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
I just found this one through google:
Are you cold? Maybe we should read Ecclesiastes 4:11 together
(Likewise, two people lying close together can keep each other warm. But how can one be warm alone?)
I think this is my new favorite retarded (it’s satire) thing.