NSFW. Super Catchy. I want the lyrics and the MP3. UPDATE: Lyrics, censored. Because they’re funnier looking that way. F*** the motherf***er, f*** the motherf***er F*** the motherf***er, he’s a f***ing motherf***er F*** the motherf***er, f*** the f***ing f***er F*** the motherf***er, he’s a total f***ing f***er F*** the motherf***er, f*** the motherf***er F*** the …
Monthly Archive: April 2010
Apr 29 2010
Random
There’s a weird place in my mind that’s decided 86 pages is entirely too short for a screenplay, but 88 is just right.
Apr 28 2010
Sometimes there is truly great wordsmithing on teh internets
“Asking for my opinion on vajazzling is like asking a vegan for her opinion on the wallpaper in a steak house. I’m simply too revolted by what’s on the menu to take much notice of the décor.” – Dan Savage
Apr 28 2010
Writing Insanity Cont’d – 2
So, the last 20 pages are all handwritten. It may come in under page count, but that’s OK. I think there are some formatting issues and underwritten stuff that a polish pass will probably add some length. I’m going to type it up tonight and print it out tomorrow to start polishing through it. I’ll …
Apr 27 2010
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves: The Musical
Why hasn’t this been done? That movie is so over the top, it’d be brilliant. Even if it wasn’t a musical, I still think it should be on stage. I know you’re thinking Men in Tights. But one, that’s a movie, I’m talking about a stage musical. Two that’s strictly a comedy, I’m thinking OTT …
Apr 27 2010
Writing Insanity Cont’d
Only 20 pages to go. Up to now, the rough structure hasn’t changed too much, but the characters, tension, and absolute ridiculousness have been taken to their logical extreme. This means that the dominos that have been set up for the farcical ending are totally different. Hopefully, if the set pieces are good enough, it’ll …
Apr 26 2010
Boobquake!
Today is the awesome day of Boobquake, where girls around the world are testing the theory of one crazy cleric who claims that all the recent earthquakes are caused by girls dressing too revealingly. An extremely scientific take: http://www.esarcasm.com/13822/boobquake/ Ah, it’s days like these that very nearly make me wish I hadn’t had that reduction. …
Apr 26 2010
Writing: Insanity
So, I’m insanely trying to get through a new draft of Bible Con by May 1st. I decided to do that … um today. And yes, it’s nuts. Fortunately I tend to work really fast when I can focus. So only like… 50 pages to go, so… yeah. But today I wrote something that made …
Apr 25 2010
Roger Ebert vs. Video Games Cont’d
http://el-nicol.com/?p=60 My friend Nicol has an interesting post about the whole thing as well, so I thought I’d navigate any bored viewers in that direction. She comes at things from a theater background rather than a film background.

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