I Get Mail – Arguing with an Atheist


This was something I got today and since I am officially on leave? Let a response be done!

How to argue with an atheist! 

While arguing with an Athiest:

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1st Step):
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        First of all ask him/her that there are thousands of beliefs/faiths in the world
 e.g.

  1) You don’t believe in God

  2) Muslims believes in One God “ALLAH (A.J)” as the creator of every thing, Allah is
     present from ever and will remain for ever.

  3) One may can think that he is the creator of every thing and is driving whole universe
   .
   .
   .
 Numreous concept

but
 it is universal truth that

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        “TRUTH IS ONLY ONE (AND HAS PROOFs),
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HOWEVER

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        ASSUMPTIONS CAN BE INFINITE (WITHOUT PROOFs)”
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Not all assumptions are the same. Quite honestly if there is a noise late at night in my abode I have some logical assumptions.

I could assume it is someone else who lives here. I can assume it’s a mouse or a rat. I can assume it was something balanced in a precarious position that toppled over. I can assume it’s my dog. I can assume it is a burglar.

I cannot assume it’s a brownie that’s come to mend my shoe.

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2nd Step):
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        Secondly ask him if he /she can put any proof for his belief, which made him to
believe in this concept that why is He/She satisfied with this faith (Atheism).

Okay.

Most of the gods are dead. We killed them with science. Thor is no longer the god of thunder, neither is Indra or Zeus. Quite frankly we are better off without them because we believed they needed stuff from us and the price was too damn high.


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3rd Step):
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        Last show him the signs placed by Allah (A.J) in this universe and try to convince
him, according to your best.

One finds that the signs placed by Allah are literally people utilising the “We don’t know how it works, therefore it’s a miracle”. The curse of partial knowledge or people suggesting that knowledge is “sufficient”. People who know “enough” about immunology to claim that the immune system is divinely ordained by Allah but then forget that auto-immune diseases are a thing. Unless Allah designed random people’s immune systems to suddenly kill them at the sight of peanuts…

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4th Step):
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        At last ask him that if you are right (i.e. your belief) then nothing is to be
worried of, all of us will have same fortune.

But

what if we will be right, In that case surly you will be a loser and you will have to face
the punishment / Anger of God.

Which one?

I mean, imagine dying and having to face down the Smoking Mirror. All those unsacrificed enemies of war…

 

Comments

  1. Bruce Martin says

    If gods designed the immune system, but peanuts can still kill, then logically all other gods must bow to Mr. Peanut. It’s just science.

    Now, can you find a Thai or other restaurant that can blend peanuts with food such as noodles sacred to the Flying Spaghetti Monster? Have a nice break.

  2. says

    the signs placed by Allah are literally people utilising the “We don’t know how it works, therefore it’s a miracle”

    Allah’s a shabby little fellow. If I were a supreme being, I’d have an array of diamond letters 10000 miles high reading “CHECKMATE, ATHEISTS” orbiting out by Saturn. That’d cause consternation, for sure.

    If that didn’t work, I’d make Diablo IV come out in only a year.

  3. says

    ‘cuz anyone who can create a universe in 7 days can do a kickass PC game in a year, amirite?

    Put differently: can god sign up to a release schedule he can’t hit?

  4. sqlrob says

    Put differently: can god sign up to a release schedule he can’t hit?

    Yes. The crunch time on sunday is why everything is so screwed up. And if things are evolving, that means he didn’t finish, right?

    what if we will be right, In that case surly you will be a loser and you will have to face
    the punishment / Anger of God.

    Pascal’s Wager? Come up with something original please. eeesh.

  5. says

    5th step:
    Brace yourself as the atheist laughs in your face and walks away, having written you off as a complete idiot.

  6. Wrath Panda says

    Marcus Ranum @ 2:

    If that didn’t work, I’d make Diablo IV come out in only a year.

    I am intrigued by the tenets of your faith and wish to subscribe to your newsletter. Especially if you have proof that it would be more Diablo 2 than Diablo 3!

  7. Martin, heading for geezerhood says

    I think that the author of the e-mail should ask a friend to translate it into something close to English.

    Little things like: “according to your best”…”you’re best” or “your best “.

    He should also be aware that Pascal’s Wager has been refuted many time…usually with the Christian god as the vengeful beast. Having Allah (A. J) be the subject is different but does nothing for the validity of the argument. (Anyway, I know about Allah (P.B.U.H.) but who is Allah (A. J)?)

  8. UnknownEric the Apostate says

    I cannot assume it’s a brownie that’s come to mend my shoe.

    Of course not! It’s a goldfish leaving Lincoln Logs in your sock drawer!

  9. Kevin Kehres says

    Oh good grief, all that hugga mugga for Pascal’s wager?

    Something that was dealt with the week after it was published in the 1660s?

    Let’s try for something a little more current, shall we? Something from the 18th century would be nice for a change. Or even the 19th. That’d be totally refreshing.

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