I think these guys should be up for a Darwin Award Honourable Mention except for one thing.
They were willing to risk their children in a bloody stupid adventure over a delusion.
A leap of faith that sent an Arizona family bound for the South Pacific in a sailboat has returned them in an airplane after a harrowing ordeal at sea that saw them adrift and nearly out of food in one of the remotest stretches of ocean on the planet.
Dear NPR. It’s not a leap of faith. It’s a fucking moronic delusion that nearly cost their lives. Driving a motorcycle without a helmet is not a leap of faith. It’s the act of high stupidity. Sailing off in an underpowered boat with nothing to help them on their way but incompetence and prayer is not an act of faith but an act of idiots.
Hannah Gastonguay, 26, and her husband, Sean, 30, were fed up with abortion, homosexuality, taxes and the “state-controlled church” and so “decided to take a leap of faith and see where God led us,” she told The Associated Press in a telephone interview. With them were Sean’s father and the couple’s two daughters, one 3 years old and the other an infant.
Because 3 year olds and infants are phenomenal in open waters.
Seriously? Going galt because other people are having abortions, gay and having to pay tax? And what? You would end up on a tropical paradise? You clearly thought a child under the age of one would thrive on a small sail boat. Something tells me as preparations go you were more in the “prayer and Bibles” side of things than in the “Compasses and Food”.
A few weeks into their ultimately 91 days at sea, the Gastonguays encountered “squall after squall after squall” that damaged their boat. Originally on a heading for the archipelago nation of Kiribati near the international dateline, they changed course to the Marquesas Islands, but were unable to reach them either.
Because there are no gays near the international date line… Also? No taxes? I am pretty sure Kiribati is a real country with real taxes. Just because it’s a tropical paradise doesn’t mean it’s bereft of the trappings of modern society. It isn’t populated by hula girls wearing coconut brasseires and natives who fear fire and your boom sticks.
I mean, wikipedia is your friend.
Along the way, they apparently suffered damage to their mast and, unable to set a foresail, made little westward progress.
They were down to “some juice and some honey” and whatever fish they could catch when a passing Canadian cargo ship tried to help out with supplies. But when it came alongside, it did even more damage to the tiny sailboat.
Eventually, the family was picked up by a Venezuelan fishing vessel.
I am pretty sure that’s just Satan trying to stop them from reaching their tax free paradise bereft of abortions and gays. Or physical forces.
Not god. Clearly it’s just bad luck right? I mean, it’s only a miracle when unlikely but good things happen!
That’s the real tragedy. This family will never realise how really lucky they were to be found. They will put it down to magic rather than the technology of man. They will forever consider it a test of their faith and be proud and claim that their god kept them safe throughout rather than think that their actions were frankly delusional and not only endangered the lives of themselves but also of two minors who don’t know any better.