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Apr 26 2013

Hags of Lag – This was a Triumph

Certainly made me smile.

2 comments

  1. 1
    Psychopomp Gecko

    Thanks for making a note of this here. I hope it was a huge success. It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction of how awesome that was.

    Aperture Marriage. You do what you must until you kick the can. For the good of all of you, and then you part when you’re dead.

    But there’s no sense crying like it’s a mistake. You just have a big wedding till you run out of cake. And the science gets done thanks to a portal gun. Made for the people who now feel alive.

    I hope she’s not angry. He’s being so sincere right now. Even if she breaks his heart and hills him. It’d tear him to pieces. And throw every piece into a fire. As they’ll burn it hurts because, he was so in love with her!

    Now these points of data make a beautiful pair, and they’re out of beta, now we can’t help but stare, so we’re glad he’s not burned. Think of all the folks who learned about the people who feel so alive.

    Go ahead and leave us. I think we prefer to stay inside. Maybe you’ll have fun on your honeymoon. Maybe at Black Mesa. That was a joke, ha ha. Fat chance. Anyway, this cake is great, the groom’s is so delicious and moist.

    Look at me still talking when there’s rice to throw, when we shower you before the limo to go. You’ve experiments to run, there’s marital research to be done, for the couple who feels so alive.

    And believe they feel so alive. They’re doing science and they’re so alive. They feel fantastic and they’re so alive. While they’re lying together they’ll feel so alive. And when they’re old they will be so alive.

    So alive.
    So alive.

  2. 2
    Psychopomp Gecko

    and kills him*

    Always gotta be one typo to ruin the whole thing…

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