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Mar 26 2013

Lesbians are all Fat Addicts

Sometimes I outscoop Ed on crazy things Right Wing Conservatives in the USA say.

“And, of course, the answers to the first case is they don’t have to deal with men, so they don’t have to worry about their appearance. They’re not trying to please men. So they can be obese. It’s no big deal. Alcohol, who knows? They’re having to deal with women so they’re drunk.”

And who is the offender?

Rush Limbaugh. A man who shouldn’t wear an excessively tight belt and a tie lest he turn into sausages.

Listen, if you are going to venture out and call people fat drug addicts then make sure you weren’t one yourself. Oxycontin’s pretty druggy and I am pretty sure you weren’t taking them because you had to deal with “women”.

3 comments

  1. 1
    OverlappingMagisteria

    …they don’t have to deal with men, so they don’t have to worry about their appearance.

    True… but they have to deal with women, so wouldn’t they presumably want to look nice for potential girlfriends? Physical attraction is not under the sole ownership of straight males.

    Sorry… I was assuming that Limbaugh has the capacity for logic. I shouldn’t bother with this stuff.

  2. 2
    Lou Doench

    But but but… Rush… the most famous lesbians in the USA are probably Ellen Degeneres and Portia Derossi and I’m fairly certain that they are two of the most conventionally attractive people you could find.

    Rush on the other hand needs to be wary of the walls in his glass house…

  3. 3
    Félix Desrochers-Guérin

    Sometimes I outscoop Ed on crazy things Right Wing Conservatives in the USA say.

    Actually, it’s not unusual for him to pick up a story weeks after everybody else. Sometimes even much, much later, with hilarious results: freethoughtblogs.com/dispatches/2012/07/11/immodest-women-cause-earthquakes/

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