Darul Deoband thinks birthdays are a product of the west and possibly aimed at destroying islamic civilisation through the practice of giving presents on a day where the sun and earth are in roughly the same positions as they were when you were born.
Oh they finally cottoned onto us. Quick! Let’s try destroying them through Valentine’s day and New Year’s eve too!





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November 11, 2011 at 8:58 PM (UTC 5.5) Link to this comment
But everyone knows that birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the more birthdays you have, the longer you live.