You want one. You know you do.
Don’t feel your voice is being heard at the moment? This bumper sticker is hard to ignore. Details on getting one here.
Or there’s this one.
Voting and campaigning for your candidates and issues are far more important than putting a bumper sticker on your car, of course. On the other hand, it never hurts to be seen to be part of a bloc when your issues are under fire.
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michaeld
April 11, 2012 at 11:58 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment
……… weirdest mental image in a long time……
eric
April 11, 2012 at 12:04 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Thanks Michaeld, I didn’t really need that.
Though now that you mention it, given our candidate choices, sitting on the touch screen is a fairly appropriate symbolic gesture for both women and men.
michaeld
April 11, 2012 at 12:06 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Yeah sorry, I know I sometimes over share these things…
Stephanie Zvan
April 11, 2012 at 12:08 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Oh, it’s worse than that. Our ballots are the fill-in-the-bubble sort.
Katherine Lorraine, Chaton de la Mort
April 11, 2012 at 12:20 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
But I don’t have a vagina (yet)
Stephanie Zvan
April 11, 2012 at 12:24 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
There is that, Katherine, and that leaves you in even more precarious a position with regard to these regressive politicians. Based on that, I think you’re allowed to vote with a hypothetical or imputed vagina. At least until they start making vaginas show IDs at the polls.
Katherine Lorraine, Chaton de la Mort
April 11, 2012 at 12:29 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Okay. I’ll vote with my hypothetical vagina
d cwilson
April 11, 2012 at 2:13 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
But only as a prelude to kicking vaginas away from the polls and back into the kitchen.
I don’t have a vagina, even a theoretical one, but I fully support the right of vaginas to go anywhere they please and do whatever they want.
ChrisG
April 11, 2012 at 2:29 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Great! Now I have vagina envy. Not that I can vote in a USAian election, but, still….
IslandBrewer
April 11, 2012 at 3:56 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
I was going to say something about repeatedly ticking a box, but my personal shame associated with bad puns prevented me.
BCat70
April 11, 2012 at 7:57 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
@ 5&6, I’m jealous- I don’t have a vagina of my own or plan on getting one. Can I just vote for the vagina I borrow?
M Groesbeck
April 12, 2012 at 12:00 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment
I do not now, nor will I ever likely, have a vagina. I might have to apply for an honorary vagina so I can use that bumper sticker, though.
ibbica
April 12, 2012 at 1:11 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Hope this is OK to share here, it’s been brought to mind again by the “but I don’t have a vagina” comments….
A vagina isn’t yet available, but you can get your very own uterus*, ovary, or mammary glands to take to the voting booth with you!
IHeartGuts plush organs!
Also handy for sending as gifts to politicians who don’t have any of these parts but want to control them!
*At least, I’m reasonably certain the plush “uterus” ends at the cervix. It’s kind of hard to tell for sure, though.
Bryan
April 12, 2012 at 8:10 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment
If senators can get knitted uteruses (uteri?), could I get a knitted vagina to vote with?
Natalie Reed
April 12, 2012 at 1:17 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
“You want one. You know you do.”
Before clicking through to see the bumper sticker, it looked like you were taunting women like Katherine.