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Apr 11 2012

“I’m Voting with My Vagina”

You want one. You know you do.

Don’t feel your voice is being heard at the moment? This bumper sticker is hard to ignore. Details on getting one here.

Or there’s this one.

Voting and campaigning for your candidates and issues are far more important than putting a bumper sticker on your car, of course. On the other hand, it never hurts to be seen to be part of a bloc when your issues are under fire.

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  1. 1
    michaeld

    ……… weirdest mental image in a long time……

  2. 2
    eric

    Thanks Michaeld, I didn’t really need that.

    Though now that you mention it, given our candidate choices, sitting on the touch screen is a fairly appropriate symbolic gesture for both women and men.

  3. 3
    michaeld

    Yeah sorry, I know I sometimes over share these things…

  4. 4
    Stephanie Zvan

    Oh, it’s worse than that. Our ballots are the fill-in-the-bubble sort.

  5. 5
    Kevin, Youhao Huo Mao

    But I don’t have a vagina (yet)

  6. 6
    Stephanie Zvan

    There is that, Katherine, and that leaves you in even more precarious a position with regard to these regressive politicians. Based on that, I think you’re allowed to vote with a hypothetical or imputed vagina. At least until they start making vaginas show IDs at the polls.

  7. 7
    Kevin, Youhao Huo Mao

    Okay. I’ll vote with my hypothetical vagina :D

  8. 8
    d cwilson

    At least until they start making vaginas show IDs at the polls.

    But only as a prelude to kicking vaginas away from the polls and back into the kitchen.

    I don’t have a vagina, even a theoretical one, but I fully support the right of vaginas to go anywhere they please and do whatever they want.

  9. 9
    ChrisG

    Great! Now I have vagina envy. Not that I can vote in a USAian election, but, still….

  10. 10
    IslandBrewer

    I was going to say something about repeatedly ticking a box, but my personal shame associated with bad puns prevented me.

  11. 11
    BCat70

    @ 5&6, I’m jealous- I don’t have a vagina of my own or plan on getting one. Can I just vote for the vagina I borrow?

  12. 12
    M can help you with that.

    I do not now, nor will I ever likely, have a vagina. I might have to apply for an honorary vagina so I can use that bumper sticker, though.

  13. 13
    ibbica

    Hope this is OK to share here, it’s been brought to mind again by the “but I don’t have a vagina” comments….

    A vagina isn’t yet available, but you can get your very own uterus*, ovary, or mammary glands to take to the voting booth with you!

    IHeartGuts plush organs!

    Also handy for sending as gifts to politicians who don’t have any of these parts but want to control them!

    *At least, I’m reasonably certain the plush “uterus” ends at the cervix. It’s kind of hard to tell for sure, though.

  14. 14
    Bryan

    If senators can get knitted uteruses (uteri?), could I get a knitted vagina to vote with?

  15. 15
    Natalie Reed

    “You want one. You know you do.”

    Before clicking through to see the bumper sticker, it looked like you were taunting women like Katherine. ;)

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